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Monday Funnies

Yeah, Monday.

But before we get to the funny stuff, a little catharsis:

Okay, now we can try to find some funny shit to giggle about.

May as well post some of these before it becomes illegal:

Lastly:

For some beauty, this is someone named Rachel ~~Hard~~ Hurd Wood:

And one last reminder for the Commies:

…and last week you defrauded us of our vote.

Your suggestions in Comments.

As observed in November 2020:

At least half of the population seems to be okay with living under a socialist government.
It doesn’t matter if you hold huge rallies for thousands of exuberant followers; unless their pickup trucks are also loaded with thousands of fraudulent ballots, you’re still going to lose.
Some conservatives still vote for the Libertarian Party, proving that the Left doesn’t have a monopoly on stupid ivory-tower idealists with an impractical, doomed-to-fail ideology.

Feel free to add the things you’ve learned, in Comments.

Friend: “Hey, buddy! Whatcha doin’?”

Me: “Not much. Just looking around for a decent hill to die on.”

Friend: “Same here.”

The only good thing about this Monday is… ummm… wait… nope, sorry, I got nothin’.

So before you go out to start draining the streets, take a moment for a chuckle or two.

And seeing it’s the day before Election Day 2020:

And now it’s time to get on yer bike, like Monica:

In ascending order of ghastliness:

substitute the soundtrack from Oh! Calcutta! for the traditional funeral music
French-kiss the widow / grab the widower’s cock
invent a whole bunch of salacious but fictitious stories about the late when delivering the eulogy (e.g. “Fred always said that sex with a woman was okay, but not as good as the real thing”)
take group photos, as at a wedding, only with people standing around the open coffin
start a “throw the wreath” ceremony, and have Granny catch it.

You suggestions in Comments.