I know that flying on commercial airlines can drive one crazy, but this is outstanding:
Naked woman stabbed people with pencil after screaming ‘I speak all languages’ in airport
A completely naked woman allegedly stabbed two people, ran through a busy airport screaming, “I speak all languages”, broke monitors and threw beverages all over the place in a bizarre rampage. A disturbing two-minute clip of the deranged woman disrupting Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport on March 14 was shared widely on social media.
The police were called for a welfare check on a woman who had suffered a “manic episode” that led to her allegedly stabbing two people with a pencil and biting a restaurant manager trying to subdue her. The traveller reportedly stabbed the restaurant manager in the face and head with his own pencil and also bit his right forearm.
The woman was covered in blood, according to an eye-witness, which was later confirmed to not be her own by medics. When the police managed to restrain her, a police report says she “wanted to be with the flowers” and was “in a forest”.
Gotta say, if you want all that then DFW is definitely not the place for you.
I’m going to bet that her little episode came from trying to make some kind of change to her Qantas ticket — that would make even me do all that.
Or else she’s just a Spirit Airlines Platinum-level customer.