I really could quit looking up things to feature here and just read Jeremy Clarkson for material. Here’s his latest:
OH no. It really is true. Just days after calling in the administrators, Body Shop has started to shut its branches across the country.
So where am I going to get my satsuma body butter now? And my carrot moisturiser? And my tea tree oil?
I guess I’ll have to go back to the olden days of using soap and water and accepting the fact that old people are supposed to look like scrotums.
I know, it’s actually scrota, but I’m not going to correct The Greatest Living Englishman.
“The Rock ‘N Roll Hall Of Fame is as legit as the Nobel Peace Prize.”
Tangential thought: Let’s assume that you had the option of selecting the very first ten entrants — performers separate from non-performers — to the RRHOF, which would they be (order not important)?
Mine are below the fold.
In response to the celebratory picture of Vogue cover “girls” over the past [whatever] years:
…some guy SOTI grumped:
“Too much cinnamon, not enough sugar.”
*The word “girls” was put in quotes because some of the models (Oprah coff coff ) were last seen as actual girls back in the mid-Sixties.
Seen here: Progressive Culture and the Crisis of the American Male
These were all humiliation rituals… struggle sessions aimed at traditional American men and their favorite pastimes. All of them engineered and prosecuted by the Progressive Left. And they are working precisely as they were intended, which is to say badly, for American men.
And really: ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “It was twenty years today” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ (or thereabouts) that someone wrote this.
I still prefer my trenchant description.
From some horse’s ass in Congress (I know, doesn’t narrow it down much):
“The Donald Trump and MAGA plan for the border: Alligator moats, bombing northern Mexico, shooting migrants in the legs, and electrifying the fence and putting spikes on them.”
Actually, that was MY plan, except he left out the minefields and it was Nile crocodiles, not alligators.
But if Trump wants to take credit for my plan, that’s okay.
Quote of the day:
Read all about it here, but not before playing “Guess The Race”.