So Prince Philip has passed away at age 99. Here’s how I prefer to remember him:
Some bad news, some good news, all treated with scorn, skepticism and a large helping of sarcasm.
… off the top of my head: avoid looking at pics of Nancy Pelosi, watching President Braindead’s press conferences, and seeing a Gay Pride parade, to name but three.
…they panic, I see it as ethnic Darwinism. And that includes the morons who think that vaccines are a Gummint plot to alter their DNA / install a tracking system / [insert loony reason of choice here]
…never having regretted a one-night stand, I’m untouched by this. And in similar vein:
…my suggestion (says Dr. Kim) : hook up with this couple. That would teach her.
…considering that United is already on my “don’t fly with them under any circumstances” list, I don’t have to worry about crashing because of Token Pilot Shawanda (formerly Jamal) Washington’s screwup.
And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA (no links because ugh):
Finally, some outstanding
views news , seeing as it’s Masters Week:
…putting the SCHWING! back into golf:
…and I’m not talking about cheese, or the Green Bay Packers. No, I’m talking about Ed Gein of Plainfield, who lived a life which fed horror-film screenwriters for decades. I knew his story, of course, but I was reminded of it by a newspaper article about him:
As well as the body of Bernice Worden – decapitated, strung up and gutted “like a deer” – they discovered a hoard of macabre keepsakes, from bowls made from human skulls to a belt made from female nipples and a lampshade covered with a face.
A nipple belt? Even among the buxom, corn-fed Wisconsin women of the area, that’s a lotta women you have to kill to get that amount of material.
After Gein, all other mass murderers and nutcases look like amateurs, and the movie types (like Psycho‘s Norman Bates and the guy in Silence of the Lambs ) are pale imitators.
…and then there’s this kind of news:
And still on the theme of “Campus Foolishness”:
Now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:
Okay, I admit that this particular pic wasn’t in the actual photo shoot, but whatever.
All the news that’s fit to ignore, laugh at, or take as a signal to start the shooting.
…given that FC Dallas’s U-15 boys’ team recently beat your gaggle of lesbians 5-2, I wonder how well you would do against the likes of Lionel Messi, Harry Kane, Ronaldo and Robert Lewandowski, seeing as you want to earn their kind of money?
And now: Insignifica
Finally, your ***REAL*** news:
Ankles? Didn’t know she had ’em.
Get well soon, chica!
Turns out that my “Example” post of yesterday was based on “false news”, i.e. a crock of shit. Mea culpa — whenever there are no names or specific addresses given in an article, it should be a dead giveaway but I missed or ignored that.
The problem with this stuff is that after Ruby Ridge, Waco and gawd knows how many other instances of no-knock invasions of people’s homes by the various law enforcement entities (SWAT, FBI, DEA, DHS and all the other alphabet agencies), shit like the above can get traction and fool the gullible — in this case, people like me — and our natural suspicion / hatred of rogue government activities makes us patsies.
I promise to be more circumspect in future.