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All the news that’s fit to whatever.

the poor things should probably ask advice from elderly family members who survived the Blitz.  OMG they didn’t even have cell phones and online gaming back then.

next, they’ll be banning breathing on odd-numbered dates.  To save the planet.

bet they got that name from random Scrabble tiles.

I hate to break it to you all, but Kim Kardashian IS a Dementor.

as long as they move them all back to California or New York, we’re good.

which is probably because Democrats fear just about everything.  Anyway, that being the case, a whole bunch of Afghan “refugees” should be relocated into Democrat-majority neighborhoods.

And speaking of Democrat neighborhoods:

California lawmakers having fixed all their state’s serious problems.

From the Heart Of Stone Dept:


in an immediate statement to the New York Times, Hillary Clinton called it the worst case of mass suicide ever, and added that she and all her staff had alibis.

actually, what I’d like to know is:  could White minority rule be any worse than the current situation?

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

only time I was close to having an orgasm at a gym, I was told to put it away.

Finally, on the topic of women, orgasms and Dementors:

Yeah, Lynn Russell:  the only good thing ever to come out of Headline News.

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From the land Down Under, more bastardy:

The Andrews Government is making more bad changes to Victoria’s gun laws.
The latest changes will allow police down to the rank of inspector to ban shooters from holding firearm licences for at least 10 years – for getting nothing more than a speeding fine.
People hit with a ban will also be subjected to warrantless searches of their homes or cars at any time, and barred from going to any place where guns may be stored or used.

Fucking hell, why not just add “public whipping” and “summary execution” to the list?

Textbook totalitarianism.  And the person introducing this legal travesty looks precisely how you’d expect them to look:

The only nice thing you could say about her is that her head would look good on a pike.

Next:  pikes to be banned under the Sharp Objects And Politician Protection Act.

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Special Afghanistan Edition:

proving that even the Muzzies can get some things right.  And:

kinda like what we want to do to Democrats, really.

As for the Great Resettlement:

and as long as they end up in South Philly, they’ll feel quite at home.

that’s part of all that “cultural difference” the Woke are always telling us to respect.  Meanwhile, back home:

and in response, the Biden Administration applies the hammer:

that’ll show ’em.  Or maybe not:

there ya go.

Time for a little RCOB moment or two:

as they watch their viewership fall, and fall.

and to nobody’s surprise, no one has been arrested.  Had this been thirteen (Homo) Pride flags, however, the offenders would have been arrested and sentenced already.

Finally, let’s just think of what some Afghan women would look like without the naqib:


Sad, innit?


Here’s an interesting situation over in Britishland:

The English Touring Opera has dropped 14 white musicians in a woke drive to ‘increase diversity’ in the company.  The musicians, aged 40 to 66, have been told they will not be offered contracts with the company in Spring 2022 citing diversity guidance from the Arts Council England, the Sunday Times reported.
The musicians, who officially work as freelancers, can be dropped from the opera season-on-season but many have played with the company for up to 20 years and consider it a permanent job.

Of course, this is a disgusting thing to do, but complaining doesn’t achieve anything, as any fule kno.

Here’s a thought.

I don’t have the numbers, but I’m willing to bet that this 40-66 age group would constitute a majority of the Touring Opera’s audience.  So I call on all patrons in that age range to boycott their performances.

I wonder if the company’s finances could sustain the subsequent loss of income…

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And it’s even worse than usual, I’m afraid…

Howard who?

and if that’s not enough to start a revolution

because it’s for your own protection, see?  AA’s fares will of course be going up to make up for the loss of revenue.

Dept. of Suckage:

why hasn’t this asshole been executed yet?

And on the same topic:

and we’d all be a lot less sorry if this asshole had been executed ten minutes after the guilty verdict.

must be all that Glueball Wormening we’ve been hearing about.

Which kinda makes this story even more suspect:

but no doubt, there’s a good explanation for all this.

yup, that will delay the plane for a little while, and Miss PhD. Candidate a lot longer.

is anyone still surprised by this kind of thing?

or, roughly half the value of the stuff that the US military just left behind in BaghramAlso note:  “avoid” (which is legal), as opposed to “evade” (which isn’t).

and owners of cars and trucks made before the Internet Of Things all look smug.

and looking at his picture, the parents are probably right.

you first, Toots.


Ugh.  I’ve seen sexier biker chicks.

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All the usual crap that passes for news, with irrelevant commentary.  Oh, and boobs at the end.

we keep giving them goats to eat, but the Afghans just repurpose them.

…as Canada’s leading girlyman continues to campaign with his core constituency.

of which about $16.70 would actually reach its intended target.  Pull the other one, Greaseman.

as they work on becoming even more unelectable than they already are.

right.  I guess Boots was all out of foam earplugs.

only 17?  Must have taken the poll in Manhattan or UC Berkeley.

and when the mass hangings begin, we’ll be called the bad guys.

shoot at cops, get acquitted.  Noted.

Scottish police are fined £100,000 for failing woman, 25,
who died after waiting THREE DAYS for help in wreckage of
her crashed car alongside her dead boyfriend – despite
accident being reported to officers
see, if she’d just Twitted “Some nigger bastard and his Paki rent boy crashed into my car“, the rozzers would have been there in seconds.

what’s it called when stuff keeps getting more expensive while purchasing power decreases… wait, it’s on the tip of my tonguesomething about Weimar

actually, the last one has a link just for the entertainment value.

And now, as promised, some real news:

And finally, our  Slut Of The Week:

Read the story to see why.