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...yes, by all means continue to be helpless victims.  Let the UN Navy protect you… wait.


...next step:  ban their use altogether.  (I can dream, can’t I?)


...nor does Texas.  Except for a couple of assholes who do (see below).


...no doubt he feels the same way about the Miranda law and the Fourth and Fifth Amendments in general, the motherfucker.


...next step, ban cash welfare. (I can dream, can’t I?)


...overstay your visa, get what’s coming to you.  I wonder how this gayboy’s going to feel about returning to Muslim Britain.
#RefugeeApplicant #IDontThinkSo


...and the only after-school assignments I ever got from my teachers was homework.


...solution:

...Oh wait, it’s NYfC, where such activity is streng verboten.  Nemmind.  Carry on petting the cute little animals.


...can’t use A/C in the heat, can’t use heaters in the cold.
#CoolBritannia


...simple reason:  because if they withhold, Daddy will just find someone else to bonk and may stop the flow of cash.

Partial list of desirable Mercy Sex providers:

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Bosnian Serb Warlord Ratko Mladic, Handed Life Sentence for
Genocide, Dies in Prison Aged 84
...still the best-ever first name for a supervillain.


...arrested for what?  Sheesh, who among us can say they’ve never been tempted?


...in other news, the chicken entrails for today aren’t looking too positive either.


...other than my Canucki Readers (fine fellows all), I had no idea that there were any such things in the Great White North.


...right up until she murdered all three of her children, that is.


...over what period of time?  A year?  A month?  A dayEnquiring (and admiring) minds want to know.


...lemme guess:  “White men” for the first, “Muslims” for the second, and “women” for the third.


...just one of the oh-so many benefits of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©.


...sorry, but she was much more fun when she was a Train Smash Woman.


And finally:

About damn time, too.  Don’t forget the Joyce Foundation, while you’re there.

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...I’m just surprised that Cornyn himself hasn’t done the same, the slimy little shit.


...to the surprise of absolutely… nobody.  Now can we hang him for treason?


...as The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© continues apace.


...missing word: NC Democrat Governor.


...just doing his job until he gets to the U.S. Senate in January.



...and I don’t care if Mercedes-AMG doesn’t care if I hate their EVs, because I’m never ever going to buy one anyway, and wouldn’t accept one as a gift.
#DuracellRubbish #ArrogantKrauts


...and a comment from Longtime Friend & Total Hottie Mrs. Sor/The Catholic:


Along with the important questions, e.g.:


...woof, woof.


...that is to say:  a MUSLIM woman (of course).  And:


...Africa/Shari’a wins again.
#Nigeria


...in which we play out favorite game of “Guess The Race”.  (Hint:  her first name is “Lytonja”.)


oh no:

Sorry about that.  This proves the old adage:  “There’s nothing so foul that men won’t pay to see it naked on the Internet.”  (Okay, that’s not so old:  I just coined it.)

Here’s a palate cleanser:

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...only about 10 million to go, then.  As the actress said to the bishop:  harder and faster, please.


...or it could not.
#WeaselWord


...must be fake news, because I can’t find them anywhere on Amazon.  And don’t give me that “LEO-only” bullshit.




...all hail the miraculous EV!


...three words:  saucisse de sanglier.  



...”almost all”?  Why the “almost”?


...considering that a common factor among older men is a need for woody-poppers and age-related glaucoma, I can’t see the problem.  Also:  older men already do eye health monitoring, to get stronger eyeglass prescriptions so they can see Paige Spirinac more clearly.

And that’s the news.

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...one would have thought...


...dangerous for whom?  Asking for a friend.


...I’m taking bets that most if not all of the 400 aren’t native-born Frogs.  What, nobody wants to take a bet?


...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game.


...and one more time...


...I hope it crashes with lots of Irish politicians on board.  Would serve them right, the anti-Semitic assholes.


...just wasn’t his day, was it?


....ummmm if her body is covered, she’s not “completely” nude, is she?  Nevertheless, here’s the proof:

I report, you opine.