Category: Bad News

Let’s start off with some The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© news:

...just keeping their Old Country “rape” tradition alive.

...another of those unforeseen consequences, no doubt.

...how is this asshole still relevant?  Aren’t there any old gangsters’ safes left for him to open anymore?

...doing his bit for the Glueball Jewhate.  And speaking of jihad:

...I was amazed to see that they were Jewish.

And from the Dept. of Education:

...I have a few ideas myself, but most would probably draw the attention of law enforcement.
#ShutUpKim

...featuring fried chicken and chitlins study aids.

Now for some news:

...all together now:  “Awwwww…”

And in the We All Knew That Duh department:

...considering that all Republican women are stronger than the typical emasculated Democrat man, this is scarcely surprising.  And speaking of emasculation:

...of course, it’s not your fairy marketing that sucks, it’s all the fault of your customers.

...I’m reminded of our college parties back in the 70s.  Except for the razors, maybe.

And now for some 

         ...well, she kinda is.

...it’s always a pleasure when Good Golly Miss Holly shows off her legs:

Here she is as a youngin:

And on that leggy note, we end this Roundup.

I must give that one a try.  And speaking of celebratory drinks, there’s Political News, wherein we first take a look at how things are going over in Airstrip One:

   
 

...so much for thinking that the Communists couldn’t possibly be worse than the Tories.

Back home:

...considering he’s just going to close down the Dept. of Education down anyway, he could have nominated a tame monkey to the job so I can’t see what all the fuss is about.  And speaking of tame monkeys:

...hate to break it to you, fellas, but I’m not sure you ever were, that much.  And speaking of irrelevant people:

...can we hold you to that?  Anyway, I suggest that you and yer little girlfriend go and live in Bradford, just to see how much safer you are Over There.

...you fucking well should be.
#CovidLockdown

In Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:

...remind me again how EVs were going to take over the world?  And on the topic of lost jobs:

...LOL and just when the bosses thought they’d found a way to bypass those human labor unions...

...better late than never, I guess.  And speaking of criminals:

...and?  What, are they going to send Interpol to arrest him in Israel?

...or, 0.00000001% of his personal fortune, at time of writing.

...in related news, Red Bull is going to sue them for patent infringement.

And in this week’s 

 

...now let’s see the reaction to an AI Mohammed.  No?

…which gives us all a chance to see who’s getting their jollies on… oh look, it’s the pneumatic (and toothy toothsome) Claire Sweeney:

And more informally:

Which brings this Roundup to a close.

And speaking of German carmakers:

...all together now:  “You had ONE job!”

From the Dept. of Deportation:

...gotta start somewhere, right?

...keywords: honor killing.

From the Police Blotter:

...[cue Elvis voice]  ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Viva Las Vegas! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

...let’s all congratulate the Britcops for having eliminated all other crime, so they can now go after the haters.

From the Dept. of Education:

...”multiple students” — what we could call a “high-achieving” molester.

...no they aren’t.  It’s during Democrat/Gun Control presidencies when the NRA gets their biggest bump in fundraising.

News in general:

...lessee:  import hundreds of thousands of Muslims, Christian suffer hate crimes.  Cause, meet effect.  Note that “anti-Christian hate crimes” are non-existent in Poland, which doesn’t allow Muslim immigration, but that’s because the Polish govt is raycisss.

...when you give up control of your life to Skynet, just don’t be surprised when Skynet fucks you in the ass.

...strong words of praise, that is.  Also, keyword left out of headline: Taylor Swift’s Versace outfit.

...at least they were a male and a female soldier, which in today’s world is probably a win.

...and using DuckDuckGo, it’s #1.

In this week’s 

           

...keyword: California.

And finally, a little stroll down as we contemplate an earlier Pirelli calendar:

…when everything’s so black and white, it’s easy.

 

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...hope you stay there, you miserable Commiesymp fuckers.

And speaking of aphrodisiacs:

...following the example of their founder, no doubt.

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Silly Jews, thinking they’d be safe in Amsterdam.  Speaking of stereotypes:

…

Introducing our latest feature department:

...it’s just too bad it wasn’t by hanging.

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...wait till they start machine-gunning the rafts.

...Africa wins again.

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...those damn Swiss raaayyyciss.

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Let’s EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

...as noted by Insty.  Also:

...and my simple solution:

In Furrin News:

...yeah, okay.  Wave to the millions of CCTV cameras, wear a miniskirt in Bradford, enjoy those 24-hour waits in the A&E/ER rooms and just don’t post anything “anti-social” or “hateful” on the Internet.  Same topic:

...coming soon to a Blue State near you.

Great Moments In Marketing:

...an easy mistake to make, if yer a perv.

In Entertainment News:

...keyword:  Manchester.  And to the surprise of no one, here’s the “BBC star”:

And in link-free pic-free 

...and even if I used her real name, you still wouldn’t know who she is.

...said tape probably applied by her bedtime companion.

And in the ultimate news summary, where one picture really is worth more than 1,000 words:

…because you just never know when your lady is going to need a black rifle, right?

But in Global Jew-Hate News:

...or maybe just shoot them dead on the spot.  Too extreme?

...who cares?  He’s just the new top of the IDF Hit List anyway.

In the latest Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:

…wait, I thought “climate change” was a bad thing.  Did I miss the memo?

...but seeing as this started over three hundred years ago (before SUVs), can this really be because of that same anthropomorphic “climate change”?

In related news:

...oops.  But the best part is that the fire station didn’t have a fire alarm because “it wouldn’t be necessary”.

...nice to see that the Frogs have so much spare cash lying around.  And on the topic of Too Much Money:

...because Microsoft is way behind in the AI technology war.  If they were ahead, he’d be saying that AI would be the salvation of Mankind.

From the Dept. of Education:

...hey, at least she was banging her boss and not a student.  Unlike this next slut:

...good thing there’s DNA testing, otherwise all twelve would be part of the “Guess The Daddy” game.  And on the topic of illicit sex:

...keyword:  Australia.

Some Totally Silly News:

...Hollywood wasn’t liberal enough?

...but at least they looked good when their lifeless bodies were pulled from the water, right?

And now in link-free and picture-free 

   

...ummm Leo, dude:  that’s not exactly “Grab A Granny” now, is it?

And one more time down  :

...welcome back, darlin’.  It’s been too long.

Now let’s get ready for the next news cycle…