Speaking of pineapples:
...yeah, that’s the ticket: cash to furriners’ wars instead of to disaster-struck Americans. Speaking of morons:
...clearly, he’s sick of being governor.
…leave it off, KMac. By the time you’ve marshaled the lawyers, got it though the House only to have it voted down by the Senate, he’ll either be dead of old age, totally ga-ga or else Clintoned.
In Political News (Brit Edition, no links because irrelevant):
...yeah, and if you idiot Brits vote him into power, every single promise he’s made will be broken, and you’ll still be bent over the desk. (Afterthought: Britain still makes steel? Who knew?)
From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:
...lessee: Africa’s principal exports (so far): AIDS, West Nile virus, millions of criminal “asylum seekers”, hurricanes which flatten the Caribbean and eastern U.S., radical Muslim terrorists and now, searing heat to the U.K. And people still wonder why I want to let the whole fucking continent sink.
...you don’t say. Electrical systems short out and catch fire when submerged under water, who’d a thunk?
...wait, it wasn’t Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©?
...you had me at “Biden” and “no real intelligence”.
In the Dept. of Totally Bloody Useless Anti-Crime Measures:
...the Britcops being still too busy checking the Internet for hate speech.
...wait, he was arrested in NYC? Clearly, Fake News.
From the Department of Education:
...and they said the Age of Romance was dead. And finally:
...as opposed to the 95% online garbage that’s been generated by humans so far?
And now, ’tis INSIGNIFICA time:
...maybe if she filmed every scene in the nude, I’d watch it.