Category: Bad News

Horrible, unpleasant stuff

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Bad News


...one would have thought...


...dangerous for whom?  Asking for a friend.


...I’m taking bets that most if not all of the 400 aren’t native-born Frogs.  What, nobody wants to take a bet?


...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game.


...and one more time...


...I hope it crashes with lots of Irish politicians on board.  Would serve them right, the anti-Semitic assholes.


...just wasn’t his day, was it?


....ummmm if her body is covered, she’s not “completely” nude, is she?  Nevertheless, here’s the proof:

I report, you opine.

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...are any of those one hundred planned for the Dallas / N.Texas area?  No?  Well then, screw you, Greggs.


...just doing what he used to do back home.  Respect his cultural heritage, you rayyyycisss.


...I’ve heard of some strange sex fantasies, but this one’s a goodie.


...wait:  Fatboi did something right for a change?  (Blind pigs, truffles etc., which seems kind of appropriate here.)


...and I’m not going to get a refund on all that popcorn I bought, either.


...it’s called “delayed gratification”, you greedy little shits.  Deal.


...on the bright side, it’s Donna Mills and not Nancy Pelosi.


...those lobster-wannabes:  I’ve warned you about them before.


...and to escape his humiliation, he goes home and hops into bed with this every night:


The poor man;  how he must suffer.

That’s it for the news, such as it is.

Not Enough

Law and Order, Shootin' Time

So we have this situation:  some asshole — who is on parole for an earlier shooting incident — decides to turn his shooty proclivity into industrial-strength mayhem.

Sounds good, dunnit?  Except for this:

[Our shootist] is seen on the sidewalk while firing several shots. He then darts behind and around a white car before running back on the sidewalk.
His frantic escape is then suddenly cut short by the courageous cop, who fires at one shot into the perp’s back.

Wait… the dickhead lets off a whole bunch of shots into a crowd, and the “courageous cop” only shoots him in the back once?

Whatever happened to “double-tap” or “I emptied my magazine into the asshole”?

Oh never mind, I just realized the problem.  It was a cop involved, and every cop (even in Tulsa, I bet) runs the risk of being charged with “using excessive force” (as if any force used against a mass shooter can be excessive) when trying to end a deadly situation.

Bah.  So the scrote was shot, but survived (I bet it was a police-issue 9mm bullet and not a manly .357 Mag or .45 ACP).  Now he’s going to have his hand smacked by our pussified legal system and sent home for tea with his mum.

Charming.

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...yeah, except for the fact that this “creature’s” work has done more to benefit mankind than your movies ever have, or will.  Oh, and for the editor:  Elon’s not a “Texas trillionaire”;  he’s an African-American trillionaire.


...which would be fine, if there was anything there worth looking at.


...I’m thinking “DEI”, but this being a modern (i.e. woke) movie, maybe the scene required showing that Odysseus was actually transsexual, and had a vagina.


...I’m going to go on record as saying that we shouldn’t be shooting journalists.  Horsewhipping, however...


…wait:  her tits have sold out?


...the real news:  our girl’s tits have got bigger.


...yeah, it’s the mandatory Sydney Sweeney bit.

News, schnews.

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...sadly, we may never know his motivation.


...okay, you can all stop that unseemly giggling now.


...and that’s excellent news.  Now it’s off to the Senate for their approval… errrr why am I suddenly not optimistic?


...say what you like, but cyclosporiasis doesn’t happen when you eat Twinkies.


...cue this asshole:


...he sounds more and more like a Democratic Socialist every time he opens his big yap, dunnee?


...if they plan to do it by amending the Constitution, they’ll fail.
If they’re thinking of other ways to do it, however...


...followed shortly by:


...IOW, just do your fucking job and quit worrying about the handwringers and bedwetters.


...and in other news, scientists say that using children as chimney sweeps may harm their lungs.

And speaking of Venuses [sic], here’s some more Sydney Sweeney:

Rising Rage

Bad News, Shootin' Time

Having been crucified by the godless trolls of the IRS many times in the past, I loathe those bloodsucking thieves — not personally, but the system which recruits and nurtures their behavior.  What exacerbates this loathing is what my (and everyone else’s) tax “donations”* are mostly funding.

If you thought “Welfare” (37%), go to the head of the class.

And if you want to see why that 37% is so high, all you have to see is this little exchange:  as the man says:  “The fact this one dude – by himself – can walk into any state and find blatant fraud everywhere he goes proves two things: 1) the fraud is rampant at an unprecedented scale and 2) the government agencies who are supposed to protect our tax dollars are either completely incompetent or complicit in the fraud.”

In other words, that 37% is a target for embezzlers and fraudsters, and the government either doesn’t care or actively allows their activity.  (And depending on which department we’re talking about, one could add “encourages” to “allows”.)

I’m not even sure that going to the range is going to help this one.

*”donations” collected at gunpoint.