Category: Bad News

And speaking of gas-guzzling cars:

...are these the same as the “Covid” scientists, or just outright academic frauds like Michael Mann?  Asking for a friend.

...that’s dengue fever, transmitted by mosquito bites, it’s been around for centuries, and you’re most likely to catch it if you visit India, Sri Lanka and South America (and don’t use bug repellent).
#AncientNews #NotWorthPanickingAbout

In the Lawn Order Files:

...why is this headline absolutely believable?

...as would we all.  Being that this happened in Britishland, he didn’t even say it to the scrotes themselves, but to colleagues during a break.  And being that this was in Britishland, one of his colleagues snitched on him — and being that this was in Britishland, he’s now in trouble.
#BritainIsTotallyFucked

Also in Britishland:

...can you believe that anyone could say this with a straight [sic] face?

In Local Commie News:

...keep it classy, Lefties.  Also:

...oh well, that’s okay then.

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...so basically, if the Krauts were to deport all the freeloaders, their welfare spending on the “deserving” permanently-unemployed could grow by as much as 33%?

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#Vienna

...leading to the question:  how did homosexual illegal aliens get to afford a cruise in the first place?

And then there’s this example of how to tell authorities to stick it:

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On a happier note:

...is it so wrong to admit that I’m slightly turned on by the “burn marks” thing?  Here she is, all tousled with that JBF look:

And off we go into more of that 

    …

…and speaking of that particular resident of :

...well, so much for that little fantasy.

   

 

And I think that’s about enough  thighs  news to spread.

And just a gentle reminder:

And speaking of proud  MILFs  moms:

Now dip your toe into the water, then swim off into the week.

And some political news snips:

In :

...drill baby, drill.
#YeahWeVotedForThis

Some Political News:

...wait:  Fatboi?  The poster child for “limousine socialist”?

And now for some good lovin’ (I just love it when the girls talk and act tough):

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And speaking of “love”:

...Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen Degenerate, and now Courtney… still more reasons to support DJT.

And speaking of unwelcome immigrants, in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...and it’s a socialist country, even.  While locally:

...except that he isn’t a “student”, but a fucking lecturer.

...see?  That wasn’t so difficult, wuzzit?

In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:

...did somebody say:  “Party time!” ?

Why, I believe they did.

From the Dept. of Education:

...is it so wrong that I got mildly excited by this visual?

...redefining the term “special ed”.  And speaking of rapists:

...of course he does.
#Britishland

In Entertainment News:

...careful what you wish for, Jew-hate boy;  you know she has Armenian cousins, right?

Now, the always-popular

      

...uh-huh, uh-huh.

From the front-line trenches in Sex Wars:

...not to mention poverty.  Even so, you’d still have get me to pull my lips off Salma Hayek’s at gunpoint.

…and at that familiar address on :

...don’t we all, honey, don’t we all.  Here’s hers, back then:

…although I must say, the 58-year-old bod isn’t too horrible either:

 

“Fine wine” comes to mind.

And that’s probably about as much news as anyone can bare.

Herewith the recent news:

...executive summary:  they’re being funded by George Soros.

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Also:

...they’re both separated/divorced, and Democrats have been in bed with the media since forever.

In :

...also ends funding for Why Democrats Always Lie research, e.g.:

...in a party full of slimy sleazebags, this asshole is exemplary.

And:

...also known as an “ipse dixit” cancelation.

Now for some Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© news:

...too bad it’s not  a road to the killing fields.  And speaking of killing:

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More killing:

...play grownup games, suffer grownup consequences, you little bastard.  Also:

...and in the reign of Emperor Kim, he’d be dangling from a 17-year-old rope.

In the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:

...stop that unseemly cheering and applause, willya?

Now a section all to itself:

...and she looks just like you’d expect her to look.

...”accidentally”, as you will see.

In Woke News:

...bullet, dodged.

And in (non-) Entertainment News:

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In guaranteed link-free

       

...well, I did get a steak, at least.  A big one.

And as for getting a bone:  in her house on  :

...I do believe I detect a whiff of the trailer park, but whatever.

And that ends our stroll through the news.

And the news is even uglier…

...hardest hit would be New York, Minnesota and Michigan.

Speaking of Minnesoduh:

...too bad he didn’t attack the fucking Soros-backed prosecutor, who probably deserves a good stabbing.  As does Soros.

In Political News:

...”Hangings begin soon” would be excellent, not chilling.

...lemme get this straight:  the unions are supporting the employment of non-union illegal foreign workers?  Got it.
#California

From the Dept. of Education:

...and she’s not from Missouri, but California.
#ForTheWin

...let’s hear it from the teachers’ unions…. nothing?  Well, all righty then.

And from the Dept. of Health (Britishland Division):

...gummint bureaucracy at its finest.

...and here I thought the NHS was the shining model for State-run single-payer medical care.

...and they can’t even use the “butbutbut Covid!” excuse anymore.  LOL.

And this is probably unrelated to the above:

...probably.

From the front lines of Sex Wars:

...I blame the TrumpVanceMusk Axis of Evil.  Oh wait… this was in Britishland?  As long as they stay away from places like Rotherham, they’ll probably be okay.  Probably.

In Entertainment News:

...and all over the U.S., sales of Viagra and English Leather soar as old farts everywhere now think they finally have a chance.

And in the ever-silly 

   

 

…“Start by hiring three nannies…”

And now, a journey down :

...a little while ago I (re-)watched the Cruise movie Jack Reacher, and was reminded of Ms. Pike rather forcefully:

And let’s not forget Ros’s underpinnings, as she puts her best foot forward: