Let’s get on with it:
...combining mythology, fantasy, superstition and bad grammar all in one headline. (And no, there’s no link… are you kidding?)
Speaking of superstition, here’s the latest from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Dept.:
…okay: I’m no fan of this foul broad but even I’m on her side here. Considering that she was only blowing/shagging her hubby, I don’t see how this qualifies as “prostitution”. [#KillAllGovtLawyers]
...FFS, when she’s not incoherent, she’s moronic.
...and hundreds of DMV employees flock to volunteer for the jobs.
...soon to be followed by a massive increase in the murder rate as the scumbags no longer face the chop. You heard it here first.
...and to everyone’s amazement, her album shoots to #2 in the charts the week afterward.
From Captain Obvious, Inc:
...in another report, actual sex is apparently more enjoyable than phone sex.
...and the media are still bemused by the fact that most Americans hate, fear and distrust the Fibbies.
And in some truly magnificent INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some Good News.
...the only way this show could get any better would be if Lisa Hogan (51) were to be filmed in the nude in each episode:
I mean, she is Irish, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem for Clarkson.