Incompetence So Great

Back when I was rebuilding a grocery chain’s loyalty program, I encountered a situation that was apparently not at all uncommon:  astonishing incompetence.  Here’s what happened.

I’d relaunched our loyalty card in our Long Island stores, in the face of fierce competition.  Long Island, while geographically tiny, is densely populated and therefore had a huge number of grocery chains in the area at the time:  A&P, Pathmark, ShopRite, Stop & Shop and our company Grand Union.  In addition, there was any number of independent operators, ranging from bodegas to large stores located in a single town or area.  It was, at the time, quite probably the most competitive grocery market in the world.  No single chain had more than 3% market share, for example.

Which is why, when I joined Grand Union to fix their loyalty program, the management committee insisted that the relaunch take place in Long Island.  (I’d suggested taking a small area such as Connecticut to test the program, but for strategic reasons, Long Island was the division in most trouble, so that was what I had.)

Anyway, I did the thing:  redesigned the card’s appearance (to distinguish itself from the older card) and taking previous customer spending as a benchmark, stratified customers into “Platinum”, “Gold” and “Regular” groups.

This, by the way, was a cause of great consternation to the management group and to Operations, who for decades had treated every customer as equal.  That was nonsense, of course;  when I analyzed the data, it worked out that each store’s financial viability depended on a very few customers.  In large stores, the per-store actual count was about 2,000 shoppers, and in smaller stores, much less — as little as 1,100 customers.  As I put it to management, if I were to write a letter to all those top customers, telling them to stop shopping with us or they’d be murdered, we’d have to close all our stores inside a month.  Not only did those 20%-odd account for about 72% of total sales, they accounted for nearly 90% of our gross profits.  (Which makes sense, because those top customers shopped the whole store, most especially the high-margin departments such as Deli, Produce, Scratch Bakery and Butchery.)

I’d also redesigned our advertising approach.  Instead of relying on those familiar weekly store “flyers” (distributed in newspapers and in the stores themselves), we would stop using flyers altogether and do direct mail offers only to our Platinum and Gold customers, sponsoring both production costs and markdowns by reallocating the print spend.  I didn’t care about the “regular” customers, who not only shopped just the weekly discounted items (low margin) but hardly spent anything in the rest of the store.  I didn’t even care if they stopped shopping with us altogether, because the benefits accrued (lower staff counts and more-profitable sales) would more than make up for the expected sales loss.  (Just to be clear on this, it wasn’t just supposition on my part.  In my previous consultancy job, I’d steered several chains into a similar direction, with almost universal success.)

Of course, the resistance I got from, well, just about everyone, was fierce.  The only thing that saved me was that the CEO was on board with my plan, as was a key board member, who’d been a client from a previous job, as CEO of his supermarket company in Chicago.

Anyway, we launched the new program, and as the sales were reported weekly and not daily, I sat back confidently to await the results.

Which were catastrophic.  Relaunch week showed sales down by nearly forty(!) percent.  I nearly had a heart attack.

Then I went into the data, and started looking at the daily sales.  Hmmm, what was this?  No sales reported at all for the first three days of the promotion week (Wednesday through Friday) — I mean, zero sales, not a single dollar.  Clearly, something was amiss.

So I went over to the IT department to see what had happened.  It turned out that they had chosen that same week to test a new software product which collected the in-store returns, collapsed the data to make it all fit into the data pipe back to head office, then opened the zipped files once on the mainframe.  Well, the program hadn’t worked at all, resulting in the loss of three days’ sales data.

I nearly had a heart attack, again.  The most disturbing thing was the attitude of the IT department — essentially an insouciant shrug, accompanied by “Well, it’s working now so your data will get better.”

To say I was enraged would be the world’s largest understatement.  My own boss was likewise angered, but not as much as I was because he was not a data person.

The CEO was unavailable, so I went off to see the CFO.  (A little background:  he was a recent arrival at Grand Union, but as luck would have it, we’d met before during my earlier career when I’d been advising his company — a Florida chain — with their own loyalty card program.  He’d been very impressed with my input, his finance brain immediately understanding the financial implication of customer segmentation;  but I’d been unable to implement the new program because I’d quit to join Grand Union.)

I walked into his office in a white-hot rage, but somehow managed to hold back.  In calm, but very lucid tones, I outlined what had happened and what the effect had been on our data.  To say he was appalled would also be a huge understatement.  “The data is completely lost?  We can’t retrieve it at all?”

Back in those days, data storage was not the simple and inexpensive task it is today, so at store level, once the data had been shipped off to head office, the space was cleared to make way for the next week.

He looked at me.  “Of course, I’m going to make sure that Management knows all about this at our next meeting.  But how did this happen?”

I thought about it for a moment, then said, “It is difficult to comprehend incompetence on this scale.  I am not a paranoid person, but if I were, I would suspect sabotage.”

I told you all that, so you could look at this situation on the same basis.

New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill had to confess that some 6,600 noncitizens landed on the Garden State’s voter rolls in 2023-24, and 400 voted.

And:

“I am appalled by the reckless failures that allowed this to happen and the lack of transparency shown by those in charge at the time,” Sherrill, just six months into her first term, said in a statement.

Yeah, I’m sure she is.

Sherrill blamed system software for the “error” and pledged an investigation into the alarming failure. She said she’s also canning the vendor involved.

Of course it’s the software’s fault. [eyecross]  But the oversight of the data?  That’s not the vendor’s job, it’s her state government’s remit, and that’s the biggest failure.  More to the point:

New Jersey’s registration “glitch” is just the latest in a growing record of noncitizens doing what Democrats and their accomplice media friends say rarely happens: registering and voting in U.S. elections.

“The revelation comes as President Donald Trump and other Republicans continue to assert that voting by noncitizens is rampant in U.S. elections, even though it’s rare and, when caught, can be punished as a felony that can lead to deportation,” useful idiot Geoff Mulvhill wrote in his coverage of the scandal. 

When caught? Such crimes are rarely caught due to lack of interest by many election and law enforcement officers on the front and back ends of the system. Democrat policymakers have bent over backwards to be “inclusive” and “equitable” in voter rights legislation, at the expense of election security. 

Now let’s revisit my words to Grand Union’s CFO:

“It is difficult to comprehend incompetence on this scale.  I am not a paranoid person, but if I were, I would suspect sabotage.”

It’s clear that Democrats, in New Jersey and indeed nationwide, are cooking the books everywhere:

This is why they’re refusing to open their respective voters’ rolls to federal scrutiny and verification — not to hide their incompetence, but their sabotage of probably our most important institution:  the vote.

Feel free to be as enraged now as I was back then.


Afterwards:  The head of IT at Grand Union was fired couple of months after my meeting with the CFO.  His replacement?  The guy who had authorized the use of the new data-compression software.  He was not only found to be truly incompetent (duh), but I was actually approached to head up the corporate IT department — an offer I declined, with thanks.

As for the relaunched program:  the Long Island group became the most profitable of all Grand Union’s divisions, and sales grew every month thereafter, resulting in a full point of market share growth.  Then the CEO retired, and his successor announced that the new loyalty program would not be allowed to roll out into the other areas (upstate New York, New Jersey, Connecticut and Vermont).  More to the point, my advertising campaign was to be shut down and the company would revert to the old store flyer program.

I resigned immediately.

Grand Union went out of business three years later.

Thanks, Mom

Then we have this little tale of civic duty:

A 19-year-old Ohio man arrested for the alleged terror plot against UFC Freedom 250 has been identified.

And how was he found out?

[His mother] called local police on June 10, saying she was “was concerned about her son” because of his recent conduct, which included buying guns and communicating with a group of radicals online.

Proper’s mother had also seen her son researching mapping locations in Washington, DC, near the White House, according to the complaint, and told officers that her son had said the group was looking at multiple locations for “recon” and “hit and run missions.”

And:

Law enforcement later searched Proper’s home and found a chat with detailed imagery of DC, which highlighted sniper locations and “potential drone launch locations, and other detailed tactical planning.”

Proper’s father, meanwhile, told officers his son had been planning to leave to meet up with the individuals over the weekend of the UFC fight and had also recently amassed “gear, food, ballistic plates, a new shotgun, a rifle, ‘lots’ of ammunition, extra magazines, and plate carriers” with his recent graduation money, the complaint against Proper states.

So they turned him in, because they are good people who realized that there is a greater good to choose between between family ties and criminal — deadly — behavior.

Also, turns out that the supposed ringleader of these little reindeer games was… an illegal alien.

Read all about it in the above link.

What makes my blood run cold was that if his parents hadn’t acted, we might well have seen a bloodbath at the White House shindig.

Looks like we dodged a bullet — lots of bullets, in fact — with this one.

Taking Away The Bennies

Stephen Green points me at this:

Republican lawmakers in Texas have spent the past year implementing regulatory changes to limit access to services for the estimated 1.7 million illegal immigrants residing in the state, prompting both support from state officials and criticism from activist groups.

A report by the Texas Tribune detailed the steps taken, which include tightening eligibility requirements for occupational licenses, restricting access to commercial driver’s licenses, and limiting who can qualify for in-state tuition at public universities. According to the report, more than 6,400 refugees and DACA recipients have lost their commercial driver’s licenses. Additional restrictions are expected to affect non-citizens working in licensed industries such as construction and medicine.

State officials are also examining the 1982 Supreme Court ruling Plyler v. Doe, which requires public schools to educate non-citizens.

In a sane world, none of this would even be a topic under discussion.  Of course illegal immigrants should not get any kind of state (or federal, for that matter) benefits whatsoever.  Tax-based (i.e. government) funds should be spent exclusively on the citizens who paid those taxes, and not just on anyone who happens to be standing there.

I know, I know:

“That’s Krool & Hartless, Kim.  Why would you deny education to the CHIIIILDREN?  It’s not their fault their parents brought them here;  why would you punish them so?”

Ask their parents that question:  why would you bring your children with you and involve them in your criminal enterprise?  (Yes, illegal immigration is a crime, ipse facto.)

No.  Nobody deserves to be rewarded for criminal behavior — which is what all this is — and while I agree that it would indeed be cruel and heartless to deny medical care to anyone, it still doesn’t make it right that our hospitals treat illegal immigrants for their ailments and injuries, especially when it is precisely that (free) treatment which gives them an incentive to come over here in the first place.  Ditto child education.

Here’s the thing.  What did people think was going to be the result of our government actually following and enforcing immigrant law to its proper extent and function?  Of course this was going to create hardship on the illegal immigrants and their families — in the same way, incidentally, that sending a criminal to jail for, say, armed robbery creates hardship for their family.  That should be part of the deterrent.

But guess what?  Failure to enforce the law — as the Biden government failed to do — simply creates an incentive to break the law.  If you are not going to prosecute people for the crime of shoplifting, for example, then don’t be surprised when shoplifting becomes endemic.  We’ve seen this happen in cities governed according to this foolishness — why would we think it would be any different for any other kind of crime, such as in this case illegal immigration?

I’m really glad that Texas legislators are doing what they’re doing — what they’re supposed to be doing — which is to take away incentives for people to break the law and suffer no consequences.  And ignore idiots like this squish:

“These all represent a broader and more coordinated shift … to create a pipeline of exclusion that stretches from limiting access to K-12 education, all the way into participation in the workforce and basic mobility through the state,” Corinne Kentor, with the Presidents’ Alliance on Higher Education and Immigration, told the outlet.

Yup.  Keep going, guys, and get rid of the benefits of criminal behavior;  this is what we voted for.

Just Shuddup

Oh FFS, here’s another one piling on:

Wednesday on “CBS Mornings,” Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) said “there’s a loss of public trust” in Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) so some reforms are needed.

Paul said, “I think the nation and the country at large or large parts of the country, have lost trust. You know, I think there’s a loss of public trust in ICE and their officials after seeing what’s been going on in Minneapolis. I think there’s fault on both sides.”

And I think you have your head up your ass.

Item 1:  “Public trust”:  I would bet a considerable sum of money that the “public” — i.e. the people who voted for Trump and his agenda in their millions — have not lost trust in ICE. You’ve fallen prey to the Washington D.C. mindset of letting the constant drumbeat of opposition from the mainstream media cloud your thinking.

Item 2:  “Fault in both sides”:  Let’s allow, as you yourself have in the past, that there are tens of millions of illegal immigrants in the country right now, thanks to FuckJoeBiden’s “open borders” policy, people that need to be deported back to  Shitholia  their native countries with some alacrity.  Let’s also allow that Trump has directed ICE to concentrate on getting the worst of these illegals — the hardcore criminals;  the murderers, rapists, violent robbers and drug dealers — as their first priority.  As he has.

Now ask the question:  Did you think that this was going to be easy?  Did you think that these violent assholes were just going to submit meekly to ICE agents and comply with their lawful actions?  Of course they wouldn’t, and haven’t.  They’ve been resisting ICE with all their might — in one case, deserting his own 5-year-old child to make his escape — and at all stages, these criminals have been assisted in their resistance by the efforts of Marxist scum in (surprise, surprise) Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Chicago and New York.

Oh yeah, maybe ICE has lost the “public trust”, in those Marxist hellholes and strongholds.  In the rest of the country, where local law enforcement has been helping ICE remove the cancer?  Not so much.

Senator Paul, I generally have a great deal of respect for you — generally, not always, because sometimes you let your inner libertarian go a little too far.  As you did here.

So STFU, let law enforcement get on with their Augean task of cleaning our national stables of this scum and trash, and stop feeding our enemies — that would be the likes of CBS — with headlines that undermine our national purpose.

No Voter Fraud?

Lost amidst all the stories of massive benefits fraud and fraudulent mass voting are the stories of mere individuals who’ve gamed the system, illegally of course.  Here’s one such example, sent to me by Alert Reader Mike L.:

A Colombian woman living illegally in Boston has been convicted of identity theft and voter fraud after living under a stolen identity for over 20 years.

In a news release from the Department of Justice, 59-year-old Lina Maria Orovio-Hernandez obtained a Massachusetts Real ID and eight other state IDs, fraudulently received over $400,000 in federal benefits, including rental assistance, Social Security, and SNAP benefits. She also used the stolen identity to cast a fraudulent ballot in the 2024 presidential election.

One’s immediate reaction to this incident might be to toss the bitch out of the country and ship her back to Shitholia.

I would disagree.

She needs to be incarcerated for at least twenty years — the period she lived here illegally — while working at a prison job that earns money which can be used to repay as much of the defrauded taxpayer money as possible.  Yeah, “slave labor”, cry me a river.

Assuming she’s still alive at this point, she should then be removed from jail and sent back to Shitholia — i.e. immediately escorted from the prison gate to a U.S. Marshals Service bus en route to a nearby airport and waiting plane.

And just to show that I’m not completely heartless, she can take the money she earned during the final month of her confinement back with her.

“Due” Process

Well, so much for this little meme:

courtesy of the Fifth (!) Circuit:

Thousands of illegal aliens have been ordered released on bond by federal judges based on established practice of almost 30 years — but the Fifth Circuit holds that is not required by the statute.

Which means:

…[this] will allow the Trump Administration to detain pending removal as many illegal aliens arrested by DHS as it has the physical capacity to hold.

And that physical capacity?

Currently that capacity is only around 65,000. But DHS is building more detention facilities, and the expectation is to increase that number to 200,000 by the end of 2026.

Build, baby, build.  And ramp up the “remigration” process, with especial care for the serious criminals among them:

And those detention camps?  Close to Fuck, Nowhere — deserts like Death Valley preferable.  Oh, and make them tent cities with minimal facilities so that nobody gets comfortable, and going back to Home Sweet Shitholia becomes more appealing.  If we need the materials, we could always buy these cheap from the Australians, who probably have some spares lying around.

And before anyone gets their tits in a knot about “appalling living conditions” etc., I should point out that I myself spent nearly two years living in a tent exactly like the above, in the Seffrican Army.  (Executive summary:  Froze in winter, sweltered in summer.)

We can also wave goodbye and say good riddance to the much-abused Notice To Appear stupidity.