Best description of Duran Duran was made by my old lead guitarist buddy Danny who said, “You know, their music sounds brilliant… but when you listen to it closely, you realize that there’s not much actually happening in there.”
Category: Music
Today’s Earworm
I always liked the original (despite Neil Young ugh), but this cover is absolutely delightful.
And “The Brothers Comatose”? Best band name since “The Dead Kennedys”, and they sound better than the DKs.
The REAL Desert Island Discs
You all know the premise: you’re stuck on a deserted island somewhere, and all you have for entertainment is a wind-up (or solar-powered) record- or CD player and a few records. Which records would you choose to have? (The most common number of records allowed is eight or ten.)
If the assumption is that you’re going to be marooned there for a lengthy period of time, e.g. ten years, then I have to say that after a year or so (maybe sooner), you’re going to be using those albums as Frisbees because no matter how much you love them, you’ll be heartily sick of their contents.
So I’m going to expand the concept because it’s still a nice way to decide your favorite albums — and I’m going to stipulate albums because forget singles: that assumes you’d only be marooned for a couple-three weeks.
Here, then, are the parameters:
Ten composers, singers or groups. Examples: Beethoven, Elvis Presley, Rolling Stones. It can be any mix of the above — all bands, all singers, whatever. But only ten.
Specify up to five albums for each selection. Assume 45-50 minutes of music per album.
So you’ll have a maximum of fifty albums allowed. (For the pedantic, we can allow CDs to ensure that they’ll last however long you’re marooned.) But no carrying over: if you can’t think of five but only three, that’s what you get. I will allow only ONE compilation album, in total.
To give everyone the idea, here are my choices:
Songbird No More
My generation of musicians seems to be dropping like flies. Now it’s Bonnie Tyler, at age 75. (And by the way, hers is a lovely story.)
Yeah, it’s a heartache, which has a special place in my memory because I used to sing it (complete with her breathy rasp).
Or there’s Total Eclipse, of course.

R.I.P.
Today’s Earworm
You’d have to have a heart of stone… not to dance to this one.
One of the Atlantic Showband’s absolute favorites on the playlist.
Great Voice Stilled
I see that peerless vocalist Dave Clayton-Thomas (Blood Sweat & Tears) recently passed away.
Damn. I saw him and BS&T live in Johannesburg back in the late 1970s, and they blew the doors off the theater.