…in this case, three older women I still have impure thoughts about:
Caroline Quentin (64)
Never a great looker, but for some reason I always had a thing for her, starting with Jonathan Creek all the way through Blue Murder. And she’s never let her dumpy figure get in the way of her career, or self-esteem. My kinda gal.
Jean Smart (71)
Fell in love with her during the Designing Women days, never lost it. One of the sexiest voices of all time, and even though she’s from Seattle, she speaks Dixie with the best of them. And she inhabits every role she plays, ergo all those acting awards. The interesting thing is that she never really got to play the leading-lady femme-fatale romantic roles, probably because at 5’11”, she towers over most Hollywood actors, and casting directors are morons.
And last, but by no means least:
Rita Wilson (66)
Yeah, Tom Hanks’s old lady. Always had a slight thing for Greek chicks… and let’s not forget the freckled boob thing.
…that I inexplicably still find sexy. I know I know, they are long past their “Use By” date, but still…
Cyndi Lauper (75)
I just think she’d be great fun.
Marsha Blackburn (70)
Like so many beautiful women in this country, she’s a native of Laurel, MS.
Blythe Danner (79)
Always loved her, and would love to meet her in person, as long as she didn’t bring her dreadful daughter (Gwyneth Paltrow) along.
Brown-Eyed Girl — Van Morrison
Dream On — Aerosmith
Louie Louie — The Kingsmen
No links because ugh.
Coleen Rooney (wife of former England and Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney)
Of course, it’s all about personal taste, so feel free to add your oddities in Comments.
… that happen when you’re getting old and confused, and make a shopping list to help you remember why you’re out driving your car.
- You read “Scope” on the list, and end up buying both the mouthwash AND that cute little 4x Leupold that’s on sale at Bass Pro.
- There’s an item called “Gum” on the list. Because you left your reading glasses at home and refuse to ask for help, you buy both Doublemint AND a .22 rifle at Academy, just to be on the safe side.
- You see “Screwdriver” on the list, so you stop off at Lowe’s AND get arrested for DUI on the way home.
Don’t even ask me what happens when you read “Coke”…
This getting old thing ain’t for the faint of heart, lemme tell ya.