…which includes some actual news, this time. I’ll let y’all decide which.
…Biden said he’d been misquoted, and clarified his earlier statement by saying “We can cure cancer by drinking water.”
…when we’ve lost the Swiss, it’s all over.
…and the nation panics.
…key word: Houston. In Dallas, it would have been four or five times.
…and despite its surreal headline, it’s actually a worthwhile story.
From the Dept. of the Blindingly Obvious:
…which includes vaccines for measles, smallpox, TB, you name it.
And speaking of the Third World:
…when asked for comment, African and Australian government officials just giggled like little girls.
…yeah, let’s see in ten years’ time whether her home-raised kids do better than any other nine kids picked at random who graduated from a state school.
…make it “String him up!” and I might be interested.
…and you thought your stuff was safe in the bank? Silly rabbit.
…which used to be called “slut” and “cuckold”, back in the day.
Which leads us to some more INSIGNIFICA:
…causing neighborhood house values to plummet — not because he’s Black, but because he’s Kanye raving loony West.
…key word: Australia. (Ha! you thought I was going to say “Manchester”, didn’t you?)
…and for those unfamiliar with the term (bless you), it means she’ll fuck anything or anyone. Like we hadn’t already guessed that.
..which article is of interest to no one, except that it contains pictures of Paige Spirinac, who looks like this:
I think you all get the picture(s)…