Missing Pieces

Ahem.

Kate Garraway and Jenni Falconer pay tribute to
the late Dolly Parton in cowgirl-themed ensemble

Sorry, ladies.  While I admit to having quite the crush on both of you, you’re severely deficient in at least one department in the “tribute” attempt.  But full marks for trying and in fairness, there aren’t that many women who could measure up to Dolly, so to speak.

And of course there are no pics because #CopyrightHucksterAssholeLawyers.

Things I’m Going To Miss

….following my decision to stop posting tottypics:

Kelly Brook

And her feelings about herself:

“I love my facials, massage, I have a little Botox because I frown a lot. I do do things, but when it comes to my body, I’m really precious about my body.

“I love my body, I absolutely love my body. I did a marathon this year.

“My body has got me through so many things, and I just love my curves, my husband loves my curves.

“I just think it’s unfortunate that women feel the need to change who they are.”

(This may become an ongoing feature…)

Random Totty

I just took a random sampling of yesterday’s Daily Mail totties for this one.

Carmen Electra

Christine McGuinness

Diana Vickers

Emily Atack

Eva Longoria

Heidi Klum

Lizzo

Maura Higgins

Maya Jama

Ola Jordan

I note that a goodly number of the above are in their fifties…