Random Totty

Today’s totty appears to be one of those “influencers” whose sole function in life, like all of these creatures, seems to be purely decorative while pimping herself and various sponsored products to her devoted “followers”.

Her name is apparently Maria Soto Almeida, which makes her either Portuguese, Brazilian or some derivation of the two.  Forgive me if I can’t be bothered to look up the details on this piece of tinsel.

Okay, that’s enough of these Internet pimps and whores.  I’ll do better next week.

End Of An Era

Like so many of that age, La Bardot has moved on and joined her world of happy bunnies and kittens, so to speak.  And few embodied those two species (sex kittens and copulating bunnies) as well as she:

So let us pause, and pay tribute to some other French kissers from the days of yore:

Anouk Aimee

Capucine

Corinne Calvet

Catherine Deneuve

Michèle Morgan
 

Françoise Hardy

Claudine Auger

Dominique Sanda

…etc.

Under-Achieving

Reader Mike L. sends me this astounding list of booze consumption:

Wait… we Texans spent more on booze per capita than Floriduh?  Musht be shome mishtake.

Anyway, I can see why the states at the top are where they are, viz. a) it’s fucking cold there, and b) there’s not much else to do when the snow is fourteen feet deep, and you can only have sex so many times a day until your cousin starts complaining.  Then again…