From Longtime Friend & Reader Mark Alger:
“So, if a song that catches your ongoing attention is an earworm, what is an image that accomplishes the same end? An eyeworm?”
Yes. Here’s one of mine:
Try as I may, I just cannot.
More to follow.
Category: Gratuitous Chick Pics
Random Totty
I see that Brit totty Keeley Hazell has written her memoirs — at the ripe old age of 37, no less — but the title thereof is wonderful:
“Everyone’s Seen My Tits”
…and it’s being released later this summer.
Anyway, on the off-chance that some of my Readers haven’t seen the aforementioned, here’s a sample:
A fore-and-aft shot:
Today, at 37:
And in the flesh, so to speak:
Got Me Thinking
Here’s a little snippet:
…and here’s a pic of the slag herself:
Ugh.
Let me tell you, the only way I’d be tempted into spending money on something like this is if the offer was for this model:
And I’d pay a premium for the “Sexy Contralto Italian Accent” option.
Old Broads
You know, when I were a lad, women in their late 50s looked like old women: they wore old lady clothes and shoes, their hair was gray, they did things like knitting and sewing, baked cakes and stuff for their grandkids… you get my drift, I think.
Well what then, to make of these old broads? (links in the pics)
Salma Hayek, 57
I mean, if you look closely at her hands, you can see she’s no spring chicken. But who the hell looks at her hands?
Then there’s Item #2 on this little list:
Shania Twain, 58
Apparently, Our Shania has recently discovered the joy of walking around the house naked. (you may go off and take that heart pill, now)
Finally — and I could do this for ages, but I have to end this sometime — there’s:
Liz Hurley, 58
Well, we know all about her, of course.
Another gin, Kim? I think so. I don’t think it’s healthy to take so many heart pills in a row.
Random Totty
Lessee… we’ve had cars and guns so far today. What’s missing?
Here’s Brit ginger actress Amy Nuttall:
That’s the trifecta.
Tomorrow we will continue with the Usual Programming of insult, invective, hate speech, threats of violence and anti-government ranting.
Oh wait, tomorrow’s Friday. Never mind.
Random Mid-60s Totty
Stumbled across these two hotties, both in their mid-sixties:
Marie Osmond (65)
Michelle Pfeiffer (65)
Vintage wines, baby.