“More of those chick pole vaulters, Kim!”
Since you asked so politely, here’s the lissom Russkie, Polina Knorov:
Time for a Moscow Mule? I think so.
Category: Gratuitous Chick Pics
Fleshback
Just in passing, I see that Liz Hurley has recycled a dress from her earlier life:
Hot back then, maybe even hotter now. I can’t help thinking that Satan is involved, somehow.
Twins Confusion
I have spoken before about how I get celebrities confused with other celebrities when reading about them. Here’s a recent example, that being between Emma Watson and Keira Knightley:
I know, they don’t look anything like each other when seen side by side. But when I read about one, I’m thinking “petite Brit brunette with no boobs”, and I think you’ll acknowledge my confusion when those criteria are applied.
So now I have to apply a discrete mental tag to each one, such as “skinny Brit brunette with no boobs in Harry Potter” and “skinny Brit brunette with no boobs in that pirate movie with Johnny Depp”.
Of course, my life would doubtless be simplified if I just ignored reading about them altogether, but that would probably require that I quit reading my guilty pleasure, the Daily Mail. And I don’t really want to do that, because the very definition of “guilty pleasure” is something that one gets pleasure from even though one shouldn’t.
What’s even worse is that I don’t find either of the above that attractive because “whiny voice / skinny / no boobs” (all of which they both have in common) is generally speaking a total turn-off for me.
What a mess…
Random Totty
Still on the athlete kick, here’s Norwegian pole vaulter Embla Njerve:
And out of uniform:
Science
Finally, an academic study that keeps us abreast of things:
Scientists have uncovered why women’s breasts are so large compared to other animals.
You all know what’s coming next, right?
Color, you say? Oh, why not…
And finally, a couple of more recent vintage:
I know, I know: it’s been a shamefully long time since we saw la bella Sophia on this here back porch of mine. I apologize for this egregious omission.
…and oh yeah, about that scientific reason why wimmen’s breasteses are so gloriously abundant:
According to a team from the University of Oulu, Finland, breasts may have evolved to help newborns. Human breasts sit at an elevated temperature, protecting a newborn from hypothermia. What’s more, the size and shape of the breast allows for broad contact surface – enhancing the heat transfer from mother to child.
And I always thought it was to help keep men excited and wanting to procreate. Silly me.
Random Totty
Now that all the Olympics hoopla has subsided, let’s look back at Dutch skating hottie Jutta Leerdam:
