TOGETHER?

We interrupt this day’s normal posting fare of guns, political invective and cars etc. to bring you some broken news:

Salma and Penelope in a movie together?

Yes, you got that right:

I was too excited to read the movie’s name, but come on, that happens sometimes.

I feel faint…

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Toothsome Threesome

There was some inconsequential awards show [redundancy alert]  over the past weekend somewhere, which should be of little interest to anyone, except that there were some decent attendees.  Here are three such (Demi Moore, Salma Hayek and Eva Longoria):

“What about close-ups, Kim?”

Oh, why not:

That’s what I would call a proper smorgasbord of fun, right there.

The rest of the attendees were the usual boring crowd, inter alia  Oprah, Meryl Streep, some of the Kardashian coven, etc. so we won’t bother with them.

Yeah, Whatever

Here’s a big nothingburger for you:

The Jockey Club have taken the dramatic decision to cut the Randox Grand National field size by 15 per cent to safeguard the Aintree spectacular’s future.

Next April, the world’s most famous race will see a maximum of 34 runners go to post instead of 40. The Jockey Club, who run Aintree, believe it is imperative to make the move now and say they have taken the decision in the interest of the health and safety of all human and equine participants.

News flash: nobody cares.  The only reason most people (including me and my Readers) show any interest in Aintree at all is this:

 

Yep;  Train Smash Women, in all their magnificent failures.  The races?  Only for the owners and jockeys.

In Praise Of The Unknown Actress – Tami Erin

I never saw the U.S. version of Pippi Longstocking in the late 1980s, so I missed Tami Erin in the role:

Of course, she was a teeny back then, but she did grow up, oh yes she did:

…and more mature:

Now, like so many of them, young Tami seems to have lost her acting career (because age, whatever) and gone over to The Dark Side OnlyFans — no I don’t have access — and this seems to be the kind of thing she does now:

It’s a long way from Pippi, but there it is.