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Category: Good Stuff
Reader Input
I have Teh Competition! From his well-defended bunker in coastal Florida, Reader Sean F. sends the following:
SEAN’S BILTONG
For the meat, I get a cut called caipirinha – a South American (Brazilian) cut which is actually the top of the rump, with the thick fat attached Top round, etc. is fine, but I like the fat layer, which should be trimmed down to 1/4” for biltong. (Leave on for roasting.)
Per 1 lb. of raw meat – double or triple, etc.
Cut meat into thumb thickness pieces with grain
Spice mix:
2 tsp. coarse black pepper
3 tbsp. roasted and ground coriander seeds – grind with red pepper flakes to taste
Add to grind powdered garlic and onion 1/2 tsp @
Marinade:
½ c red wine vinegar
¼ c Worcestershire Sauce
Pat the meat dry and rub in ¼ of the spice mix on each side. Add marinade and put in tight Ziploc, overnight in frig. Turn, if you think of it.
Hang to dry.
It takes me 3 days in this hot but air-conditioned climate to get to “wet”. Leave 5 days for “dry”.
…and he had the temerity to send me a couple of (wet) sample sticks.
Upshot: New Wife prefers it to mine. (“More savory, wetter, nice fat sliver.”) Some Seffrican buddies we shared it with over the weekend also pronounced it excellent.
Action: Will copy and steal the above recipe, as should everybody.
Verdict: Business opportunity.
First Report / Second Report
At first, the viral video showed some asshole Manhattan finance type [redundancy alert] punching a woman unconscious, and the general reaction was anger at the man’s brutality.
Well, Nazzo fast, Guido. Seems as though there was more to the story than first met the eye:
Millionaire investment banker Jonathan Kaye was threatened, called anti-Semitic slurs, and doused in a mystery liquid, moments before he was filmed punching a woman at a Brooklyn Pride parade, a source with knowledge of the incident told DailyMail.com.
Insiders close to the 52-year-old banker claim the viral clip did not capture the full clash on Saturday, which began when a group of four female ‘Queers for Palestine’ supporters started allegedly taunting Kaye — who is Jewish — as he returned from dinner.
Kaye is said to have told the group that they were ‘on the wrong side’, prompting the women to gang up on him, the source said.
By the way, it was an excellent punch.
And when they’re acting like thugs (like the punchee was), I for one can’t see the problem with beating the shit out of a Palsymp shitforbrains anyway. There should be a lot more of it.
“Queers For Palestine”, my aching Gentile ass. Can you say “Deport these queers to Palestine to see how they’re received”, children?
Changing The Playing Field
I have to say that I like this move:
Thirteen fed-up counties in liberal Oregon have voted in support of measures to start negotiations to secede from the state and join conservative Idaho.
The proposal seeks to move the Oregon border 200 miles to the west, meaning that 14 counties and several partial counties would fall under Idaho state lines.
Here’s what the redrawn boundaries would look like:
I have no idea how all this would work, but it sure beats back the tired old “If you don’t like it here, then leave” trope, to be replaced with “Sure we’ll leave, but we’re going to take all that farmland and our tax dollars with us”.
Needless to say, the Washgov (not to mention the feddle gov) is going to fight against this tooth and nail.
Get to it, guys, and git ‘er done.
Just Stop That
From the DM”s FakeRedTop Janet Street-Porter:
While the Rishi and Keir Show bores us to death, Argentina’s chainsaw-wielding President is strutting his stuff on a rock stage
Of course, the toothy old Trotskyist thinks that this is a Bad Thing — rumor is that at some Commie conference, she once went down on Salvador Allende and Fidel Castro (having to elbow Margaret Trudeau away from the latter) — but breathes there a conservative alive who did not get a tingle at the “chainsaw-wielding President” expression?
Seems to me that Donald Trump should appropriate the term “Chainsaw President” as his own leitmotif — as long as he actually behaves like ArgyPres Milei once he’s in office and starts taking a chainsaw (metaphorically, but I can also live with literally) to the Deep State Swamp’s entrenched apparatchiks.
In fact:
Go on, Donald: I dare ya.
Javier’s not going to mind. (Janet Street-Porter might object to him appropriating her expression, but Commies are all about taking over someone else’s property, aren’t they, so she can fuck right off.)
Getting Burned
Loyal Readers will remember this happy event:
Seems as though this Old Phartte popped his clogs at age 91, and decided that because his grandchildren had never bothered to visit him while he was in hospital, that they weren’t worthy of getting any of his loot once he was gone. So instead of cutting them out of his will, he left them each only a few bucks.
Needless to say, the grandchildren sued the estate, claiming that they were “entitled” to a third, rather than the 0.0001% thereof specified in his will.
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Anyway, this group of ingrates lost their case, and a damn good thing it is too. And for the record, they’re as ugly as they are greedy.
I know, I know: you loved the outcome as much as I did.
BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!
Five granddaughters who were handed just £50 each of their grandfather’s £500,000 fortune because he was ‘hurt’ they never visited him have been ordered to pay £220,000 in court costs.
I love a story with a happy ending. Especially when it comes to greedy assholes getting their comeuppance. Like this lot:
