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And we begin the Roundup on a parallel topic…
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…more likely it’ll end breakfast through mass vomiting at the table.
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…so: no harm, no foul then.
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…ummm I hate to break it to you, kids, but Barbie never had a ‘gina anyway.
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…lose your own armed bodyguards first, fatso, and then we’ll talk. (no link because duh)
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…as long as we raise the voting age back to 21 as well, seeing as kids can’t be trusted to be responsible. (no link because ditto)
From the Dept. of Irony:
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…so much for that DIY book.
From the Dept. Of Useless Police:
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…and even though he lives on the same street as she does, the cops will do nothing.
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…kinda like getting marriage counseling from a Catholic priest, innit?
From the Dept. Of Suckage:
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…and yet, Bette Midler is still alive.
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…“Who the fuck are you?” was clearly not the pillow talk she expected.
And in blessedly link-free INSIGNIFICA:
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And finally: because it’s a short work week, I thought I’d celebrate with a few random pieces of smut lying around the place. Call it a spring clean.
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Thank gawd it’s Tuesday.