From this article, describing some dumbass trying to live out a childish insurrectionist fantasy:
“[He’s] probably just realizing that his mouth wrote checks his ass is going to have to cash.”
Priceless.
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Cornerstone, Dislodged
Back in April last year, I noted that Lee Zeldin was taking aim at this piece of Obama-grade bullshit:
Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Administrator Lee Zeldin said that the agency will review the agency’s endangerment finding — the “holy grail of the climate change religion” that has created over a trillion dollars in regulatory impact. The finding stated that greenhouse gas emissions are an alleged threat to public health and welfare.
“Review”, was it? Well now, lookee here:
President Trump is set to repeal an Obama-era climate finding that was the basis for federal greenhouse-gas regulation, according to the Environmental Protection Agency.
Repealing the finding, which was a scientific determination that greenhouse gas emissions endanger human health, would remove the legal basis for greenhouse gas regulation, Reuters reported.
The repeal is expected to be published later this week, the Wall Street Journal reported on Monday. EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin said the repeal would be “the largest act of deregulation in the history of the United States.”
With the repeal, regulatory requirements to measure, report, certify, and comply with federal GHG emission standards for cars would be removed, administration officials told the Journal. However, the repeal would not apply to stationary sources such as power plants.
Time to get one of these precious things, methinks.
Transplant
I see that billionaire asshole Mark Zuckerberg is looking at property in Florida:
Mark Zuckerberg may soon be adding Miami to his ever-growing list of luxury addresses. According to people familiar with his plans, the Meta founder and his wife, Priscilla Chan, are exploring a home on Indian Creek Island—an ultra-exclusive, heavily guarded neighborhood often called “Billionaire Bunker”.
On the bright side, he’s not looking at Texas; he might have fit in quite well in Austin, although he might not be liberal enough for those assholes.
Chalk up one more score to the other liberal assholes in California, who are looking to tax billionaires into the poorhouse or something #WhoCares. According to the above article:
Chamath Palihapitiya [who he?] wrote on X: “With Zuck’s move to Florida, California’s total taxable wealth from billionaires has plummeted to well under $1T from over $2T just a few weeks ago.”
Yeah, it’s all fun and games to spout Commie propaganda and fund Commie organizations who in turn fund Commie activists in Minneapolis — until they turn on you… right, Zuck?
A pox on all their houses, including the ones in Florida.
Random Totty
Oh my. Seems like last week’s post about Yummy Mummies and their Delicious Daughters has aroused [sic] some interest among you pervy bastards my Beloved Readers. To refresh yer memories as to the concept, here’s one little ensemble I didn’t post:
Anyway, the one which engendered the largest number of emails was Baroness Karren Brady:
…and her rather toothsome daughter, Sophia Peschisolido:
A GILF and a MILF, all in one family, so to speak.
Escalation
One of the very first things my father taught me was an important one: Never point your toy gun at a policeman. As he explained further, you may know it’s a toy gun, but he doesn’t: so there’s a good chance he might shoot you. And it would be your fault.
Continuing the chronicles of the Left playing out its little Insurrection Fantasy, we see this latest example:
The Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) riots by Antifa and other activists since June 2025 may have now claimed what could have been the first killing tied to this anti-ICE operation in Portland, following a Friday-night drive-by shooting.
Here’s the relevant bit:
Instead of using an actual gun, however, the angry shooter, a woman, used a reported non-lethal BB-type gun and shot at least one right-wing livestreamer in the face and arm multiple times. Others may have been hit as well.
As someone pointed out:
Had it been real, they’d be dead or wounded.
And had someone returned fire and killed this drunken bitch, no doubt the wails would have been deafening: “It was just a little toyyyyyy!“
Yup, and she would have been killed by just a little bullet.
Keep sowing the wind, Leftie scum. The Revolution wants and needs martyrs, and it won’t take long before that wish is granted. Just remember: you started it.
What he said.
“Due” Process
Well, so much for this little meme:
…courtesy of the Fifth (!) Circuit:
Thousands of illegal aliens have been ordered released on bond by federal judges based on established practice of almost 30 years — but the Fifth Circuit holds that is not required by the statute.
Which means:
…[this] will allow the Trump Administration to detain pending removal as many illegal aliens arrested by DHS as it has the physical capacity to hold.
And that physical capacity?
Currently that capacity is only around 65,000. But DHS is building more detention facilities, and the expectation is to increase that number to 200,000 by the end of 2026.
Build, baby, build. And ramp up the “remigration” process, with especial care for the serious criminals among them:
And those detention camps? Close to Fuck, Nowhere — deserts like Death Valley preferable. Oh, and make them tent cities with minimal facilities so that nobody gets comfortable, and going back to Home Sweet Shitholia becomes more appealing. If we need the materials, we could always buy these cheap from the Australians, who probably have some spares lying around.
And before anyone gets their tits in a knot about “appalling living conditions” etc., I should point out that I myself spent nearly two years living in a tent exactly like the above, in the Seffrican Army. (Executive summary: Froze in winter, sweltered in summer.)
We can also wave goodbye and say good riddance to the much-abused Notice To Appear stupidity.