Reader LowKey asks in Comments:
“Speaking of your “frankenpoodleshooter”, how are you finding the platform now that you’ve had some time with it?”

I need to give a little background before I answer the question.
I love shooting. I love shooting just about more than any man I know. Ever since I first pulled the trigger (RWS/Diana air rifle) back in the (very) early 1960s, I’ve loved shooting with a passion that sometimes worries me. No other activity gives me the same pleasure that I get from pulling the trigger, feeling the recoil, watching the result on the target and doing it again and again until I get tired or run out of ammo. This applies most especially to rifles, probably because of a youth spent shooting through a box of five hundred (500) .177 pellets in maybe a couple-three sessions each week in our backyard. (I grew up on a fairly large piece of land, with plenty of open space and a conveniently-placed backstop — a tall rockery built along the bottom fence line to give us privacy from the neighbor, whose house had been built a little too close to our property boundary to my father’s liking.)
Instead of a weekly cash allowance like other kids got, my parents bought me a 500-round box of pellets each week for two reasons: a cash allowance would have just resulted in me buying candy from the corner store, and because I pleaded and begged for that substitution. I loved candy (still do), but between shooting and eating candy? No contest.
That love of shooting, that connection between me and that long device of wood and steel held in my hands has never left me, and at this point I don’t think it ever will. It pretty much doesn’t matter what rifle I shoot, really, but I prefer single-shot rifles (going back to the air rifle, maybe?), especially my treasured Browning 1885 High Wall in .45-70 Govt:

…followed by bolt-action rifles like the Mauser K98k and M96 Swede — which formed by far the larger part of my shooting experience from age 18:

…and only eventually semi-automatic rifles, even though I graduated from the Diana to a Winchester 63 (now Taurus 63) semi-auto .22 rifle:

…which remains to this day my all-time favorite .22 plinker.
Much, much later came the serious semi-auto rifles like the M1 Carbine, AK-47 and SKS:



…the last, incidentally, being my favorite semi-auto rifle to shoot.
Which brings us, finally, to the frankenpoodleshooter (see pic above).
Here’s how I feel about it. It is a very pleasant gun to shoot, because the little .223 cartridge is far lighter than its 7.62x39mm Commie counterpart, it runs like a top (so far, after about 700 rounds), and it’s probably a great tool for its intended purpose (crowd control in, shall we say, riotous circumstances).
And that’s also its biggest drawback for me: it’s a tool, nothing more, and I get no more pleasure shooting it than I get from operating a power drill. Unlike the other rifles I shoot, it’s a basic shooting “platform” (I hate that term) rather than an extension of my body.
Whenever I’m shooting another of the rifles I love, I end the range session with a profound sense of regret — “damn, I wish I’d brought more ammo”, or “damn, I’d better get back home before I’m late for dinner”. In other words, something really important has to drag me away from the thing.
I get no such feeling after a range session with the poodleshooter. I own it because it was essentially a gift from two great friends, and because I wanted to shoot the same gun with them as they were shooting at the range. It’s part of a fellowship, in other words. But outside that? It’s a tool, and I’ve never regarded any of my rifles as a tool, even the hunting ones. Basically, one or two mags downrange, and I’m done with it.
I love my rifles; I don’t love the AR-15, and it’s the very first time I’ve ever felt that way about a rifle. That said: if anyone were to try to take it away from me (and you know who you are), expect a little resistance.








