Took the frankenpoodleshooter to the range yesterday, and fired off a single mag before getting sick of the thing (as explained here). Then I put it away and shot something else — and shot almost all the ammo I’d brought along for that particular gun because I was having so much fun.
So today I’m going to offer the frankenpoodleshooter up for a raffle.

I know, I know: it’s fugly as Rosie O’Donnell, but it runs like a sewing machine and has the best trigger of any AR I’ve ever shot before. (It may come as a surprise to some, knowing my feelings on the topic, but I first shot an AR-15 back in 1983, and I’ve since fired dozens more, in various locations and with various people.)
It is, of course, perfectly legal in terms of current ATF regs.
Tickets will cost $5 each (via the usual, i.e. Venmo, PayPal, Zelle and paper checks to the Sooper-Seekrit mailing address), and there’s a limit of ten tickets per person. I’ve set a secret reserve price — I know how much the thing cost to build, but I’ve set myself a sum to afford a replacement gun, which the proceeds of this will pay for.) If that reserve is not reached, all the money will be refunded.
Please note that as always, I will be sending the gun to the winner via an FFL (unless he’s a Texas resident), but I will not repeat not send the gun to any state where AR-15s and such are banned. I will be contacting the designated FFL to establish that fact prior to sending it off, so please don’t attempt to put me in legal jeopardy.
It will arrive as pictured above, with the red dot sight and spare mags. (If the winner is a north Texas resident, I’ll throw in all the 5.56x55mm ammo I have on hand.)
Life is too short — well, my life is, anyway — to shoot a gun which doesn’t give me pleasure in the shooting thereof. But lots of other people enjoy the AR-15, so if you’re one of them, or want to get into the AR-15 thing, there’s no reason why this wouldn’t be a good way to do so.
Update: This raffle has been canceled due to lack of interest.
(Reader Anthony M., please send me an email so I can refund your entry.)


