Oh baby, there’s so much Trumpy goodness in this report:
‘What you’re witnessing in California is a full blown assault on peace, on public order and national sovereignty… with the aim of continuing a foreign invasion of our country. We’re not gonna let that happen,’ he said.
‘We will not allow an American city to be invaded and conquered by a foreign enemy. That’s what they are.
‘These are animals, but they proudly carry the flags of other countries, but they don’t carry the American flag. They only burn it.’
The president went on to call LA ‘a trash heap’ with ‘entire neighborhoods under control’ of criminals, adding the government would ‘use every asset at our disposal to quell the violence and restore law and order.’
‘We will liberate Los Angeles and make it free, clean and safe again,’ Trump said.
The ICE raids have sparked protests that brought Los Angeles to its knees, leading the mayor to introduce a lockdown from 8pm to 6am.
But Trump is now set to deploy yet more ICE agents to five Democrat-run cities for sweeping arrests.
The military-style units are set to storm New York City, Seattle, Chicago, Philadelphia and northern Virginia. Four of those five are heavily blue cities, while northern Virginia contains the Democrat enclave of Alexandria.
Just give me a moment… where did I put it? Oh, here it is:
Or we could just nuke them all from orbit.
Okay, you all can quit that unseemly laughter and cheering now.