Every time I read something that begins “Environmentalists Warn”, I get an almost uncontrollable urge to either fall asleep or head to the range. This one’s no exception:
Environmentalists Warn World Cup “Most Polluting Ever”…
Yeah, that’s really going to grab your attention, innit? Because just about every mass spectator event could be similarly brushed. But wait!
…as FIFA Boss Uses Private Jet to Hit Two Matches a Day
Ummm well, given that FIFA is the organizing body for the whole damn extravaganza, it kinda goes with the territory that they would be flitting from one venue to another, and we are not Qatar, where all the matches took place basically within walking distance of each other. No; this latest Big Sport Thing is happening in the United by gawd States, which is a yooge ginormous country and is the only country which, when tasked with providing the proper match facilities for some massive number of matches and hundreds of thousands of visiting spectators, looked at the list, spat some baccy into a cup and said, “Is that all you got?” We didn’t have to build one single extra stadium, road, hotel or parking lot to handle the huge numbers of spectators. Sure, the venues were somewhat far apart (by Rest Of The World standards, that is), but them’s the breaks.
If the enviros want to end that little bit of logistical city-hopping, they should hold all future World Cup competitions somewhere else, like Britishland. Good luck with that.
Ain’t gonna happen, Watermelons, so go and suck it.
