On behalf of Deplorables everywhere, I would like to thank the Left for giving us a family-friendly, safe-for-work expression that we can use to show our support for the current President: (link in pic)
Yes, it’s Monday.
Kinda like the first time you tasted pussy, innit?
And in that spirit:
…or, as we’d rather see Christine McGuinness:
Now get on with yer week.
As mayor of your small town, you are faced with a huge problem. All civic order has broken down, your town is under attack by [insert villains of choice here, e.g. ANTIFA, Afghan “refugees”, whatever] and your local police force is woefully undermanned. The state cops are off fighting federal agents — who are trying to enforce White House mandates on compulsory vaccinations, arresting parents for daring to oppose school boards all over the state, and [insert further examples of gross government action here].
Fortunately, fifty of your townspeople are willing to be deputized for things like guard duty at supermarkets, drug stores, churches etc. For the sake of argument, however, it turns out that all the volunteers own personal weapons in different calibers, and to make resupply simpler, you need to issue them with common weaponry in a single caliber.
To the rescue comes a crusty, bad-tempered old fart (let’s just call him Kim) who reveals that over the years he has accumulated just over four dozen full-auto sub-machine guns of a single brand, along with 10,000 rounds of 9mm Europellet ammo (200 rounds per gun, and also two spare mags per gun), all stashed away in his fortified barn. And he’s prepared to let you “borrow” said guns and ammo for the duration of the crisis, as long as you never let on to the the ATF that there are no Class III licenses to be found anywhere.
Your job, as mayor, is to pick which sub-machine gun you would like to see in ol’ Kim’s barn when he swings the door open (video links in case you’re not familiar with any particular model). Critical, of course, is that the selected gun can be operated without too much training.
Here’s the list (and absolutely no substitutions allowed):
Remember: you get to pick one, and only one — and only from this list.
I’ll be posting my choice on Monday.
You mean, this Milan?
The worst thing is that I didn’t take any of those pics, because I’ve never been to Milan.
Oh well… better get going on my trip up to Kansas. At least there’ll be fine old rifles to shoot, and there’s not much wrong with that.
Over at Ace, there’s this little story:
Perhaps some of you more well-informed morons know about flying a black flag, but I had not. Fortunately, the stoopid article has an explainer:
According to the people on Tik Tok and the Sun (British tabloid), the black American flag originated in the civil war and was flown by the Confederates.
It means that they will not surrender, will not take prisoners, and are willing to die for their cause. It means they will execute their enemies.
Actually (says this well-informed moron), it originated during the 17th century. Pirate vessels would fly a black flag to warn that they would take no prisoners, as a means to terrify the crew of the prey ship so they would surrender without a fight.
More recently, however, we have H.L. Mencken’s wonderful quote:
“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
Note the “normal man” qualifier, because it’s important. What Mencken means is that at some point even ordinary men will be driven to drastic measures, when their situation becomes too dire or too much for their patience to endure.
I see it as a warning rather than a threat. Call it “free market research”. And they should be glad that it’s only flags, as opposed to the sequel.
Anyway, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to a fabric store.