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So let’s skin it and wring it with some news:
From the Disaster Department (Florida Division):
...the FuturePOTUS shouldn’t have bothered.
...good thing they voted for her and not him, then.
And then there’s this, which might be a little more important:
...let’s hope she does.
...actually, that’s not bad advice. I’m assuming the soldiers don’t have any clotting salve because Russia.
...as long as they swap them, one for one, with convicted Mexican criminal child molesters, then fine.
…the more science progresses, the closer it comes to magic.
From the Furrin Travel Department:
...as long as you want to visit Airstrip One, with their ubiquitous telescreens, $20 pints and non-existent crime, that is. Oh, wait:
...having solved all other crimes, they can afford to do this. Oh, wait:
...and of course, no guns or rights to self defense for you. They, however, will be carrying Glocks, knives and machetes. Also:
...so much for that tour of the UK, then. And:
...yup: never a better time.
Back on this side of The Pond:
...I suspect the “zero tourists” thing may have had something to do with it.
...but what if the FBI was responsible for the breach? Asking for a friend.
...headline edited for clarity.
...which never existed anyway, except in Nancy Pelosi’s wet dream.
...remember Kim’s 7th Law: no cameras in the bedroom, ever.
And from the bowels of INSIGNIFICA:
…say okay, then ban her from the party.
...perhaps if you dressed with just a tad more modesty, sweetie…?
And the pics in question:
I have no idea who this tartlette is, of course, and I suspect that the same may be true for many of my Readers. So what follows is purely for educational purposes, of course:
Just your standard Hollywood skinny, then.
And so much for the news.