Author: Kim du Toit

News Summary

Bad News

Bosnian Serb Warlord Ratko Mladic, Handed Life Sentence for
Genocide, Dies in Prison Aged 84
...still the best-ever first name for a supervillain.


...arrested for what?  Sheesh, who among us can say they’ve never been tempted?


...in other news, the chicken entrails for today aren’t looking too positive either.


...other than my Canucki Readers (fine fellows all), I had no idea that there were any such things in the Great White North.


...right up until she murdered all three of her children, that is.


...over what period of time?  A year?  A month?  A day?  Enquiring (and admiring) minds want to know.


...lemme guess:  “White men” for the first, “Muslims” for the second, and “women” for the third.


...just one of the oh-so many benefits of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©.


...sorry, but she was much more fun when she was a Train Smash Woman.


And finally:

About damn time, too.  Don’t forget the Joyce Foundation, while you’re there.

Alternative Tool

Psychos

I guess this answers the age-old question, “If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?” — this time in Sweden:

An 18-year-old man armed with a sword unleashed his violent rampage at the Brinell School in Fagersta, northwest of Stockholm on Friday, just days after the school had resumed from its summer break. 

‘The person killed in this incident is a young 17-year-old female. Her family has been informed,’ police said on their website without giving any other identity details.

Minnea, a Brinell student who went to the school to honour the victims on Saturday, told the SVT broadcaster: ‘It’s terrible to think that someone you sat at the same table with, someone you talked to, is suddenly dead.’ 

Two boys, a 12-year-old and a 17-year-old, were seriously injured, with one requiring emergency surgery. 

A third person was also wounded, but police did not give any details on them. 

Police said the suspect had been arrested after being shot at by officers, and that the case was being investigated as murder and attempted murder. 

The alleged perpetrator was not injured during his arrest.

…which means that the Swedish fuzz need to spend a little more time at the range. methinks.

Here was an earlier such event, only in Britishland, so of course the cops there weren’t carrying guns — probably because all the ARMED POLICE! in the area were busy taking down people who had been posting Bad Things on Teh Intarwebz.

What’s also disturbing is the apparent random nature of all these things — I mean, as opposed to Muslim assholes going crazy on the infidels they encounter in their “adopted” countries.  It seems as though these psycho swordsmen could pop up just about anywhere for a little gladiatorial practice.

So it’s one more reminder for us here in Murka to carry our guns every time we walk out the front door.  (But I’m preaching to the choir here, aren’t I?)