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Special Afghanistan Edition:

proving that even the Muzzies can get some things right.  And:

kinda like what we want to do to Democrats, really.

As for the Great Resettlement:

and as long as they end up in South Philly, they’ll feel quite at home.

that’s part of all that “cultural difference” the Woke are always telling us to respect.  Meanwhile, back home:

and in response, the Biden Administration applies the hammer:

that’ll show ’em.  Or maybe not:

there ya go.

Time for a little RCOB moment or two:

as they watch their viewership fall, and fall.

and to nobody’s surprise, no one has been arrested.  Had this been thirteen (Homo) Pride flags, however, the offenders would have been arrested and sentenced already.

Finally, let’s just think of what some Afghan women would look like without the naqib:


Sad, innit?


Here’s an interesting situation over in Britishland:

The English Touring Opera has dropped 14 white musicians in a woke drive to ‘increase diversity’ in the company.  The musicians, aged 40 to 66, have been told they will not be offered contracts with the company in Spring 2022 citing diversity guidance from the Arts Council England, the Sunday Times reported.
The musicians, who officially work as freelancers, can be dropped from the opera season-on-season but many have played with the company for up to 20 years and consider it a permanent job.

Of course, this is a disgusting thing to do, but complaining doesn’t achieve anything, as any fule kno.

Here’s a thought.

I don’t have the numbers, but I’m willing to bet that this 40-66 age group would constitute a majority of the Touring Opera’s audience.  So I call on all patrons in that age range to boycott their performances.

I wonder if the company’s finances could sustain the subsequent loss of income…

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And it’s even worse than usual, I’m afraid…

Howard who?

and if that’s not enough to start a revolution

because it’s for your own protection, see?  AA’s fares will of course be going up to make up for the loss of revenue.

Dept. of Suckage:

why hasn’t this asshole been executed yet?

And on the same topic:

and we’d all be a lot less sorry if this asshole had been executed ten minutes after the guilty verdict.

must be all that Glueball Wormening we’ve been hearing about.

Which kinda makes this story even more suspect:

but no doubt, there’s a good explanation for all this.

yup, that will delay the plane for a little while, and Miss PhD. Candidate a lot longer.

is anyone still surprised by this kind of thing?

or, roughly half the value of the stuff that the US military just left behind in BaghramAlso note:  “avoid” (which is legal), as opposed to “evade” (which isn’t).

and owners of cars and trucks made before the Internet Of Things all look smug.

and looking at his picture, the parents are probably right.

you first, Toots.


Ugh.  I’ve seen sexier biker chicks.

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All the usual crap that passes for news, with irrelevant commentary.  Oh, and boobs at the end.

we keep giving them goats to eat, but the Afghans just repurpose them.

…as Canada’s leading girlyman continues to campaign with his core constituency.

of which about $16.70 would actually reach its intended target.  Pull the other one, Greaseman.

as they work on becoming even more unelectable than they already are.

right.  I guess Boots was all out of foam earplugs.

only 17?  Must have taken the poll in Manhattan or UC Berkeley.

and when the mass hangings begin, we’ll be called the bad guys.

shoot at cops, get acquitted.  Noted.

Scottish police are fined £100,000 for failing woman, 25,
who died after waiting THREE DAYS for help in wreckage of
her crashed car alongside her dead boyfriend – despite
accident being reported to officers
see, if she’d just Twitted “Some nigger bastard and his Paki rent boy crashed into my car“, the rozzers would have been there in seconds.

what’s it called when stuff keeps getting more expensive while purchasing power decreases… wait, it’s on the tip of my tonguesomething about Weimar

actually, the last one has a link just for the entertainment value.

And now, as promised, some real news:

And finally, our  Slut Of The Week:

Read the story to see why.

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Once more, there’s news to look at, laugh at, snarl at, or ignore completely.

let’s hear it for “free storage” and other lies.

but unless it has machine guns to help out with my road rage, I don’t care.

perhaps a study of the word “voluntary” would prove instructive.

nice to know the politicians have their priorities correct.

and are we going to learn exactly who is perpetrating these hate crimes?  No?  Anyone?  I’ll give you a clue:  it’s not White supremacists, or we’d have heard all about it by now.  And speaking of people who hate Jews: 

but, but, but… what about “Diversiteh“?

in yet another example of falling values.

this may explain a lot about me, but hey.  I don’t like checkered shirts and overalls, though.

told you it was all bullshit.



to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

And a little younger blood, for a change, in the form of the now-legal Maisie Smith:

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All the news you couldn’t be bothered to read, with commentary to match.

to be followed tomorrow by another study that says that eating a single walnut, ever, will give you an 8.5% chance of getting terminal athlete’s foot.  You heard it here first.

by disbanding?

I should fucking well hope so.  Read his story here.

quit that raucous laughter, willya?

replace “could” with “when will”, and you’ll be correct.


which was never ratified, but that’s not going to stop him.

They should try this approach instead:

I’d be a millionaire inside a week.

this is why I prefer ordinary American people over government.  Any government.

I guess the Customs agents never got the memo from the ATF.

as the Great Assimilation Project continues on its way.  Now, about all those young Afghan men we’re bringing here… (no link, because why bother)

a little extreme, perhaps, but understandable.


and all Hollywood shivers.

Finally, the day a TV host went on the air in her dressing gown:

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And in our tasteful Boob Pics section: