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...I’m just surprised that Cornyn himself hasn’t done the same, the slimy little shit.


...to the surprise of absolutely… nobody.  Now can we hang him for treason?


...as The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© continues apace.


...missing word: NC Democrat Governor.


...just doing his job until he gets to the U.S. Senate in January.



...and I don’t care if Mercedes-AMG doesn’t care if I hate their EVs, because I’m never ever going to buy one anyway, and wouldn’t accept one as a gift.
#DuracellRubbish #ArrogantKrauts


...and a comment from Longtime Friend & Total Hottie Mrs. Sor/The Catholic:


Along with the important questions, e.g.:


...woof, woof.


...that is to say:  a MUSLIM woman (of course).  And:


...Africa/Shari’a wins again.
#Nigeria


...in which we play out favorite game of “Guess The Race”.  (Hint:  her first name is “Lytonja”.)


…oh no:

Sorry about that.  This proves the old adage:  “There’s nothing so foul that men won’t pay to see it naked on the Internet.”  (Okay, that’s not so old:  I just coined it.)

Here’s a palate cleanser:

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...only about 10 million to go, then.  As the actress said to the bishop:  harder and faster, please.


...or it could not.
#WeaselWord


...must be fake news, because I can’t find them anywhere on Amazon.  And don’t give me that “LEO-only” bullshit.




...all hail the miraculous EV!


...three words:  saucisse de sanglier.  



...”almost all”?  Why the “almost”?


...considering that a common factor among older men is a need for woody-poppers and age-related glaucoma, I can’t see the problem.  Also:  older men already do eye health monitoring, to get stronger eyeglass prescriptions so they can see Paige Spirinac more clearly.

And that’s the news.

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...one would have thought...


...dangerous for whom?  Asking for a friend.


...I’m taking bets that most if not all of the 400 aren’t native-born Frogs.  What, nobody wants to take a bet?


...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game.


...and one more time...


...I hope it crashes with lots of Irish politicians on board.  Would serve them right, the anti-Semitic assholes.


...just wasn’t his day, was it?


....ummmm if her body is covered, she’s not “completely” nude, is she?  Nevertheless, here’s the proof:

I report, you opine.

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...are any of those one hundred planned for the Dallas / N.Texas area?  No?  Well then, screw you, Greggs.


...just doing what he used to do back home.  Respect his cultural heritage, you rayyyycisss.


...I’ve heard of some strange sex fantasies, but this one’s a goodie.


...wait:  Fatboi did something right for a change?  (Blind pigs, truffles etc., which seems kind of appropriate here.)


...and I’m not going to get a refund on all that popcorn I bought, either.


...it’s called “delayed gratification”, you greedy little shits.  Deal.


...on the bright side, it’s Donna Mills and not Nancy Pelosi.


...those lobster-wannabes:  I’ve warned you about them before.


...and to escape his humiliation, he goes home and hops into bed with this every night:


The poor man;  how he must suffer.

That’s it for the news, such as it is.

Not Enough

So we have this situation:  some asshole — who is on parole for an earlier shooting incident — decides to turn his shooty proclivity into industrial-strength mayhem.

Sounds good, dunnit?  Except for this:

[Our shootist] is seen on the sidewalk while firing several shots. He then darts behind and around a white car before running back on the sidewalk.
His frantic escape is then suddenly cut short by the courageous cop, who fires at one shot into the perp’s back.

Wait… the dickhead lets off a whole bunch of shots into a crowd, and the “courageous cop” only shoots him in the back once?

Whatever happened to “double-tap” or “I emptied my magazine into the asshole”?

Oh never mind, I just realized the problem.  It was a cop involved, and every cop (even in Tulsa, I bet) runs the risk of being charged with “using excessive force” (as if any force used against a mass shooter can be excessive) when trying to end a deadly situation.

Bah.  So the scrote was shot, but survived (I bet it was a police-issue 9mm bullet and not a manly .357 Mag or .45 ACP).  Now he’s going to have his hand smacked by our pussified legal system and sent home for tea with his mum.

Charming.

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...yeah, except for the fact that this “creature’s” work has done more to benefit mankind than your movies ever have, or will.  Oh, and for the editor:  Elon’s not a “Texas trillionaire”;  he’s an African-American trillionaire.


...which would be fine, if there was anything there worth looking at.


...I’m thinking “DEI”, but this being a modern (i.e. woke) movie, maybe the scene required showing that Odysseus was actually transsexual, and had a vagina.


...I’m going to go on record as saying that we shouldn’t be shooting journalists.  Horsewhipping, however...


…wait:  her tits have sold out?


...the real news:  our girl’s tits have got bigger.


...yeah, it’s the mandatory Sydney Sweeney bit.

News, schnews.