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...yeah, except for the fact that this “creature’s” work has done more to benefit mankind than your movies ever have, or willOh, and for the editor:  Elon’s not a “Texas trillionaire”;  he’s an African-American trillionaire.


...which would be fine, if there was anything there worth looking at.


...I’m thinking “DEI”, but this being a modern (i.e. woke) movie, maybe the scene required showing that Odysseus was actually transsexual, and had a vagina.


...I’m going to go on record as saying that we shouldn’t be shooting journalists.  Horsewhipping, however...


wait:  her tits have sold out?


...the real news:  our girl’s tits have got bigger.


...yeah, it’s the mandatory Sydney Sweeney bit.

News, schnews.

3 comments

  1. Matt Damon stunt double. It makes a funny quote, but I heard him talking about this in an interview. It turns out the scene was the normal-sized Greek guys fighting giants and the giants were played by a bunch of 7 foot tall guys and the Greeks were played by short girls as stunt doubles. Then they used what they call “forced perspective” to increase the camera view height contrast even more. I think it’s a fairly common technique, see also hobbits. Perhaps they use similar techniques on Sydney Sweeney’s tits.
    I suppose Damon deserves the derision for trying to explain inside baseball stuff in an amusing way to idiot reporters.

  2. Dunno who Olivia Wilde is. don’t really care either

    using a female for Damon’s stunts would be very appropriate. Damon is a moonbat Democrat.

    Amanda Holden should take dining advice from Heidi Klum’s new squeeze

    Klum is selling something? I’ll take a dozen as long as she stops using them to block the view.

    Sweeney’s top isn’t plunging at all. However this requires more study

  3. “….her tits have sold out?”

    Bet that’s not the only thing and that goes for ALL of ’em. 😛

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