Monday Funnies

Here we go, off to work again:

And just because I have a backlog of sex jokes on my hard drive [sic], here we go:


Speaking of dentistry, take look at Carol Vorderman’s perfect teeth:

…also, the pearly whites of Kelly Brooks: 

And let’s not forget the dazzling smile of Christine McGuinness:

Finally, there’s Claudia Winkleman, looking a little chilly, but happy all the same:

Good luck with the week.

News Roundup

All the news that makes you want to kill something, or somebody.

except for the guy below:

stroking after stroking, in other words.

I don’t want to sound unsympathetic, but it serves him right.  A pensioner’s job is to putter around the workshop or garden, grumble with his buddies at the diner or shooting range, and play with his grandchildren — not that cycling over mountains bullshit.

Giggsy is a well-known Grade A deluxe asshole, but I still wanna hear his side of the story — because there have been times in my life, I swear

like Socialists, who keep doing the same dumb shit for generations even though it always fails.

as long as “very high walls” are included in the architects’ plans (To guard against all those White supremacist groups in D.C., of course.)

okay, quit that derisive laughter, willya?

cool.  Enjoy the coming apocalypse, y’all.

fake news, never happened — because private ownership of handguns is illegal in Britishland.

some guy pulls a Mungo and it’s all about the protest violence.

LOL.  The irony?  This supposedly happened in snooty University Park and Highland Park (a.k.a. “Park Cities”), which have voted reliably Democrat since, well, forever.

Time for another dump of pics that are just taking up space on my hard drive [sic].  This time it’s someone named Nicola McLean:

So much for the news.

News Roundup

Try to contain your excitement, because it’s time for our OLYMPIC SPECIAL !!!!

the irony of singing “Imagine there’s no countries” [sic] at a gathering which is the most nationalistic event in the world (outside actual warfare)…

And speaking of bad taste:

what’s to apologize for?  I haven’t laughed so much since Nancy Pelosi caught her tits in the swing door at the Four Seasons.  (In Comments, feel free to add your own mocking national symbols.)

lowest TV ratings in living memory.  And:

that’s LesboSoccer, which nobody watches anyway, but they lost to the LadyFrogs, which somehow makes it worse.  And:

probably because they actually are ugly.  And speaking of ugly:

…and a nation mourns:

Of course, there are the usual killjoys:

prolly because Butbul (excellent name, btw) was gonna kick his Muzzie ass anyway.

if this goes on, the Izzies are going to medal in every event, just by default.

…good thing there wasn’t a Jew in the pool, or Ahmed would have watched the final on TV.

And speaking of people who haven’t always liked Jews:

which makes no sense, in that the only people who actually watch Olympic gymnastics are women and homos anyway.

thus giving us even less reason to watch the Olympics.

And the wokeness continues, e.g. the Norwegian women’s beach volleyball team is wearing shorts instead of bikinis.

…and they used to look so nice:

Fortunately, our girls continue to show good form:

And to round things off:

wait, it gets hot in Japan?

and guess what else they lied about:

sounds like an all-round success to me Not that anyone cares.