Try to contain your excitement, because it’s time for our OLYMPIC SPECIAL !!!!
…the irony of singing “Imagine there’s no countries” [sic] at a gathering which is the most nationalistic event in the world (outside actual warfare)…
And speaking of bad taste:
…what’s to apologize for? I haven’t laughed so much since Nancy Pelosi caught her tits in the swing door at the Four Seasons. (In Comments, feel free to add your own mocking national symbols.)
…lowest TV ratings in living memory. And:
…that’s LesboSoccer, which nobody watches anyway, but they lost to the LadyFrogs, which somehow makes it worse. And:
…probably because they actually are ugly. And speaking of ugly:
…and a nation mourns:
Of course, there are the usual killjoys:
…prolly because Butbul (excellent name, btw) was gonna kick his Muzzie ass anyway.
…if this goes on, the Izzies are going to medal in every event, just by default.
…good thing there wasn’t a Jew in the pool, or Ahmed would have watched the final on TV.
And speaking of people who haven’t always liked Jews:
…which makes no sense, in that the only people who actually watch Olympic gymnastics are women and homos anyway.
…thus giving us even less reason to watch the Olympics.
And the wokeness continues, e.g. the Norwegian women’s beach volleyball team is wearing shorts instead of bikinis.
…and they used to look so nice:
Fortunately, our girls continue to show good form:
And to round things off:
…wait, it gets hot in Japan?
…and guess what else they lied about:
…sounds like an all-round success to me. Not that anyone cares.