And on we go:
And on the topic of Barbie-things:
Now dive into that Monday Thing…
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And into the news we dive:
...am I the only one feeling a little conflicted about this operation? I want FJB to go up against Trump.
...wait: the Teamsters support Trump now?
...considering that every single thing this crooked asshole says is a lie (including “the”, “and” and “not guilty”), I’ll believe it when I see it.
In Furrin News:
...no shit.
...another “Great Leap Forward” into economic ruin, one hopes.
...now, lead bullets on the other hand... And still in La Belle France:
...it’s not like the Muzzies are going to win any Olympic medals, unless “suicide vest detonation” is now an Olympic sport (wouldn’t surprise me).
From the Department of Education:
...I’ve never agreed with bringing Sex Ed into primary schools, myself.
And in the Everybody Panic!!!! Department:
...whatever happened to the Asian Murder Hornet Invasion? Asking for a friend. Also:
...Steve Irwin was unavailable for comment.
…keyword: China.
From the Dept. of Self-Love:
...didn’t work for me when my nose blocked up recently, though. Maybe I was just using the wrong nipple clamps.
And now, in 
...I should point out that the houri in question has had a boob job recently — so why not?
And that’s the ass-end of the news.
Caption Competition #351
Your suggestions in Comments.
While I Was Away
…okay, sick as a dog, I took the opportunity to watch a few videos on EewwwChoob, more or less at random. (Thank you, I am much better thanks to Zithromycin and various other modern medical miracles.)
Because I wasn’t in shape to do any deep diving as such, I just flitted from one topic to another, but luckily I managed to save a few URLs that may be of general interest. Mostly, I concerned myself with topics of fairly recent vintage that I knew a little (or hardly anything) about, other than their titles and a simplistic overview. (Earlier histories, e.g. late 19th century, WWI, WWII and so on until say 1980: got those covered, thankee.)
So here are some of the ones I did spend some time on. Feel free to watch them yourself, as the interest grabs you.
Ferrari 412 (Iain Tyrrell, of course, plus a whole bunch of his other restorations, also Jay Leno of course). I think I watched well over two dozen of them.
10 U.S. Places Not Worth Visiting been there, and I agree with all of them*.
Bill Burr …always.
Then came I Do Cars. Listen, I have NO automotive technical interest whatsoever, but I got hooked on this guy’s thing, and couldn’t stop watching them. No excuses, no reason… it just grabbed me.
And of course, the “watch again” movies** and TV shows. Of recent interest, Barnwood Builders on Discovery+, because I love ordinary people doing skilled work, and having fun while doing something worthwhile. (Johnny Jett is brilliant.)
I’ve omitted all the F1-geeky and Brit football videos, because I know from experience that Reader interest on this topic is slim to nonexistent.
Have fun, as I did. At worst, save the URLs for the next time you’re as sick as a dog.
*I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon, but I imagine it’s pretty much as described.
**No unwatched movies because I had no attention span and just wanted moving wallpaper while I coughed up my lungs. Also, several people wrote to me suggesting great movies to watch. Didn’t get to any of them, because I was feeling that crap. Next time, or sometime soon anyway. Thankee, all of you.
News Roundup
As used by our best punk wannabe-assassins.
...just wait till after Inauguration Day, assholes.
...not a good couple of days for the Communists, was it?
Trump Picks Novelist As VP
...I was asked, but had to decline because ineligible.
#U.S.Constitution #ArticleIISection1
..now me, I’d call that a “target-rich” environment. I can’t believe the LGBTOSTFU and GLAAD crowd missed the show. No doubt, Soros has scheduled them for tomorrow.
...can’t see why, they still have all those fraudulent ballots waiting to be counted.
...why should they change it? The previous one worked out SO well.
...can’t imagine why.
...ya think, fuckwit?
On to some International News:
…
...gooder and harder, Izzies. I’d forgotten all about the Paleos.
...let’s not forget our old stand-by, Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©.
...even for Africa, that’s an over-achiever.
...oh yeah; almost forgot about those assholes too.
And back home:
...keyword: Brooklyn.
And for some truly perplexing 
...sorry; I just can’t.
...ah yes, Elle; still a skinnymalink after all these years.
I think we’ve covered the news (barely) adequately.
Monday Funnies
So let’s spice up the dreadful morning with a few items of (predictably) questionable taste.
And on a similar topic:
Okay, that’s enough political stuff. Let’s go deeper:
Some things that do have periods:
And on that bloody note, I’ll send you off into the week.