Transplants

Seen at Insty’s place:

My modest suggestion:

I know, guns aren’t everything… but it sure as hell is a good place to start.  Here’s another one:

*why Soulman’s BBQ?  Here’s what you’ll see at the entrance to ours:


…and it’s seasonally adjusted.

Let’s Be The First

…to make an actual joke about the White House Correspondents dinner thing.  From, of all people, New Wife:

“Wouldn’t it be funny if the guy wasn’t after the President at all, but just wanted to shoot the journalist who was having an affair with his wife?”

Quote Of The Day

From Insty, responding to this report:

“And if you do move to the States, whatever you do, do not move to Tennessee. Guns everywhere, drunken rednecks in pickup trucks, rattlesnakes, murder hornets — be smart and stay far away.” 

Ditto Texas.  We’re moar gunny, moar drunken, moar pickups, moar rattlesnakey, dunno about murder hornets but we got fire ants.  Go to New York or California, which have none of the above.  Tell them that both Insty and I sent you.