Monday Funnies

And from the Classics:

Still on last Saturday’s post about voters rolls:

Now back to the usual fare (“funny” instead of “angry”):

And speaking of which:

And on that same, still-popular theme of old times, good times:

Now sail off into the week…

Humor Games

They may have lost most of their empire, but you have to hand it to the Brits sometimes.  See this little bit of World Cup humor on the final match…

The Brits may have lost the World Cup (3rd), but they won the Humor Games in convincing fashion.

Outnumbered

I’ve always enjoyed actor Matt Damon’s work, whether in the Rounders-type suspense roles, the execrable Bourne series or even the caper string of Ocean’s 11.  And yes, I loved Good Will Hunting.  (A full list of his 100-odd acting roles is available here.)

With that many movies, our boy would be expected to be away from home a great deal, but clearly he makes up for lost time when he is home, having fathered a lorra lorra kids with his super-hot Argentinian wife.  Nothing wrong there, either.

However, I recently saw this pic of Matt and his family:

…and to be honest, while it certainly is a fine collection of ladies, I can’t help but wonder at the gender imbalance.  I mean, I have to think that there’s some menstrual “syncing” here — which is probably why the man is away from home on location a lot.

Just a guess.

Captain Obvious Pays A Visit

Apparently, there is a strange antipathy to Marxism in one particular part of the country.  And some Democrat bint has just found that out:

Florida Democrat Party Chair Nikki Fried admitted that socialism is not selling as easily in Florida — home to many people who escaped communist or socialist regimes.

“You know, we have hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people that call Florida home, that left communists and socialists and authoritarian regimes to find a better way of life here in the state of Florida,” Fried said.

So the people who actually had to live under Communism don’t want to repeat the exercise in their adopted country… who knew?

3 Things

…that were shocking back then, but aren’t nowadays:

1. Miniskirts

2. Women getting tattoos

(pic from 1940)

3. Interracial couples

And three things that weren’t shocking back then, but are nowadays:

1. Candy cigarettes

2. Fewer safety regulations

3. Letting kids play outside, unsupervised