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And on we go, back to the past:
And following that train of thought into the tunnel:
And especially not on Monday.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Summary
...make it a long prison term, y’all.
...ditto. Also:
...pictures show the “protesters” waving Mexican flags, when the bullets’ recipient was actually Venezuelan (I told you they all look alike). I guess ActBlue didn’t have any Venezuelan flags in stock.
...”hard-right” being the equivalent of “centrist Democrat”, in U.S. terms.
...oh look: Asshole Muslim Nation #1 is bombing Asshole Muslim Nation #2. Any more of that popcorn around?
...fraud in Minnesoduh? Well I never.
…in which we play our popular game of “Guess The Race”. (Hint: Louisiana)
...once our problem, now Canuckistan’s. Whatever.
...that’s not news. “Penelope stuns in black garbage bag”… oh wait, that wouldn’t be news either.
...oh, how these poor people suffer for their art. Although it must be said, the Mara sisters would not be my first choice for a cinematic threesome.
#Penelope&MonicaCruz
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Caption Competition #463
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Snowball
Americans saw a 2% drop in overall drinking and 8% in heavy drinking in just the 2022 to 2024 window. Total drinking dropped most dramatically among Gen Z, with rates falling nearly 6% from 2022 to 2024, compared with about 2% for Millennials. Heavy drinking fell by roughly a fifth in both generations.
Doesn’t surprise me. The Snowflake Generation(s) are more likely to be disturbed and/or frightened by all the Nanny Government Bullshit© about the dangers of, well, just about everything. Small wonder, then, that they’re going to go all Carrie Nation about the Demon Booze.
However:
Older Americans, however, went in the opposite direction, with those in the 50 to 64 age group seeing an increase of 4% in overall drinking, and 36% spike in heavy drinking from 2018 to 2024.
Only 4%? Sheesh, we need to work harder (hence the title of this post).
Never mind all that “Cheers!” bullshit. Get stuck in.
Monday Funnies
From the Classical Files:
And on we go into Deplorable Country:
And finally, an apology of sorts:
Now off you go, and behave yourselves.
News Summary
...whereas you want to impose socialism on everyone, you Trotskyist bitch.
...pass the popcorn, please. Make it a BIG bucket, because this going to end so well.
...I never thought I’d see the day when I felt nostalgic for George McGovern.
...the real scandal was that all the (male Muslim) onlookers were masturbating during the event. And speaking of events:
...now that’s what I call a spectator sport. Next up: Schü-mines in the long jump pit.
...”only”? I’ve had relationships that didn’t yield that many shags. And if you think that’s bad:
Man Checking CCTV For Burglars Catches Wife
Having Sex With Family Dog
...oops. At least it was the family dog and not just some stray off the street.
...as opposed to any of the fifty other reasons a Muslim scrote might have had.
#CastrationThenWhipping #OptionalHanging
...how will the poor thing ever get by with only the 180 million followers that remain?
...this would be even more newsworthy if there was anything there that we wanted to see.
#NoManShould