Monday Funnies

And from the Classical Files:

So on we go… but first, a pause for station identification:

And:

Speaking of body parts, try these:

And a little MILFy goodness, just to end it all.

Oh, and seeing this is a holiday, I’m taking the rest of the day off — celebrating Labor Day by not working.

See y’all tomorrow.

News Summary


...yes, by all means continue to be helpless victims.  Let the UN Navy protect you… wait.


...next step:  ban their use altogether.  (I can dream, can’t I?)


...nor does Texas.  Except for a couple of assholes who do (see below).


...no doubt he feels the same way about the Miranda law and the Fourth and Fifth Amendments in general, the motherfucker.


...next step, ban cash welfare. (I can dream, can’t I?)


...overstay your visa, get what’s coming to you.  I wonder how this gayboy’s going to feel about returning to Muslim Britain.
#RefugeeApplicant #IDontThinkSo


...and the only after-school assignments I ever got from my teachers was homework.


...solution:

...Oh wait, it’s NYfC, where such activity is streng verboten.  Nemmind.  Carry on petting the cute little animals.


...can’t use A/C in the heat, can’t use heaters in the cold.
#CoolBritannia


...simple reason:  because if they withhold, Daddy will just find someone else to bonk and may stop the flow of cash.

Partial list of desirable Mercy Sex providers:

Monday Funnies

And a Classical Thought:

We begin today’s deplorable show with a couple of public service announcements:

And on a related note:  thinking about hospitals…

And some home truths:

And a relapse into our normal smut:

And going back to that hospital thing:

Stay healthy out there…

News Summary

Bosnian Serb Warlord Ratko Mladic, Handed Life Sentence for
Genocide, Dies in Prison Aged 84
...still the best-ever first name for a supervillain.


...arrested for what?  Sheesh, who among us can say they’ve never been tempted?


...in other news, the chicken entrails for today aren’t looking too positive either.


...other than my Canucki Readers (fine fellows all), I had no idea that there were any such things in the Great White North.


...right up until she murdered all three of her children, that is.


...over what period of time?  A year?  A month?  A day?  Enquiring (and admiring) minds want to know.


...lemme guess:  “White men” for the first, “Muslims” for the second, and “women” for the third.


...just one of the oh-so many benefits of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©.


...sorry, but she was much more fun when she was a Train Smash Woman.


And finally:

About damn time, too.  Don’t forget the Joyce Foundation, while you’re there.