Stuff that makes me laugh
Yep… Monday, in a nutsack. Meanwhile, on the Funny Front:
As my friend Patterson says: “Most days, I don’t even want sex. Just… silence.”
And just a teeny detour with a little something for our OCD friends:
And back we go to our scheduled programming:
And speaking of long drinks of water on a sunny day, here’s some Robert McGinniss mcgoodness:
Now finish dressing and head off into Monday.
Hey, speaking of fallen icons:
...well, duh, Steve — we all knew that a long time ago.
...still persisting with the con, I see.
Some more Scumbag News (Sex Division):
...normally I’d be wondering what took so long; but this asshole redefines the term “scumbag”.
And speaking of same:
...and FJB is made in the image of… well, it’s pretty obvious, innit?
Turning to Woke News:
...if she wasn’t otherwise such a socialist tart, I’d love her a lot.
In Medical News:
…
And in other great medical (but non-NHS) news:
...keyword: Balkans.
In the Department of Economics:
...never mind buying a house; you need more than that just to buy fucking groceries.
...and from this we learn, children, why government imposes Green-based initiatives (hint: it’s got nothing to to with the environment).
Military News:
...actually, they should be blaming Trump. [/Democrats]
...best place to hide them, of course.
In guaranteed link-free 
...”ex-friend” by now, if she has any sense.
Finally, a brisk stroll down 
:
...oh, why not end the week with some gratuitous tottywatching?
So let’s all head off to the weekend:
…being the end of the news.
Oy. Here’s one to make us all do a desk faceplant:
While an increase in cancer risk has long been linked to smoking, red meat, environmental factors such as pollution and second hand smoke, and lifestyle habits like booze intake and weight, doctors are now looking at ultra processed foods, oral sex and vaping as some of the possible causes.
Any bets as to whether they’ll find what they’re looking for?
Of course they will, because doctors are busybody killjoys who just love telling people how to run their own lives.
Oh, and let’s not forget:
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From Hugh Grant’s mother:
“All Englishmen are permanently two gin and tonics under par. They need two gin and tonics to become human.”
So… I’m English, then? I did not know that about myself.
And speaking of which:
...frankly, if you’re over 50 and still need to be taught about safe sex, you deserve to have your naughty bits rot.
More Health News:
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And in Economics News:
...and in other news, Gen. G.A. Custer is having issues with the Sioux.
...unexpectedly.
In related Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...unexpectedly again, as pounding hailstorms have never been seen before in Texas. [eyecross]
Time for some Easter Festivities:
...as long as the crucifixees are Commies and Greens [some overlap]. we should import that custom to the U.S. immediately. I have a list...
In Sex Wars:
...assuming, of course, that he can put up with all your vapidity, sophistry and childish behavior.
...and just a quick reminder of why:
Moving on to Train Smash News:
...can’t see the problem, as she’s inflicted her offensive music on us for all these years.
And from the cabin of Captain Obvious:
...two words: three strikes.
Also:
...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game. Can’t guess?
…quelle surprise.
In matters of 
And in Entertainment News:
…and the world mourns.
And in Sporting News:
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