Tag: Humor

Knifeman who stabbed three people in Switzerland runs towards young schoolchildren ‘while shouting Allahu Akbar’ with weapon raised
...and we’ll probably never know his motivations or motives, of course.

Global warming is getting worse because of the deportations conducted by ICE — The Guardian
...JHC, could they be any more pathetic?

Prisoner struck and killed by a high-speed train after escaping from a custody vehicle that was transporting him from a police station to a court hearing
...out of the flying van, and onto the railway. [cue “heart of stone” music]

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Confirms Treasury is Prepared to Print $250 Bill with Trump’s Face
...first I checked the calendar, and nope, it’s not April Fool’s Day.  Then I imagined Lefty heads exploding, and I laughed and laughed and laughed.  (I still don’t believe it, though.)

...except that the gas price is still lower now than it was under Biden, you fucking troll.

...I’m reminded of the old Lefty trope:  “Suppose they gave a war and nobody came?”

...if they’re as boring as an F1 Grand Prix, that’s no great loss.

Train Smash Women Update:

...sounds about normal, for her.

...”Chelsea Handler” and “hard” should not appear in the same sentence together.

...okay, just ONE pic, for proof:

And a snark for the ages:

He da Man.