And a classic reminder:
And on that cheerful note, these:
And on that dire train of thought, some delightful Southern charm:
“Save yer Confederate gold, m’boy — the South will rise agin.”
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Mini-Roundup
I know I swore off news roundups a while ago, but sheesh… oh, and no links because I don’t want to waste anyone’s time.
...thanks, but we have enough anti-Semitic socialist assholes over here already. Also, drunks.
...he was old. At that age, it doesn’t matter what killed him, because it could have been anything from a list of hundreds.
...JHC.
...oh, no, say it ain’t so.
...and whose fault is that? [hint: postal workers union]
...okay, that one contains a link.
And that’s it.
Caption Competition #437
Your suggestions in Comments.
Easy Choice
During some international womyns’ soccer competition being played in Strylia, seven members of the Iranian team ran away and sought asylum.
Apparently, five of the women, when given the choice:
a) go back home to Iran where you will be beaten for not wearing a head covering, run the risk of being blown to bits by one of the Great Satan’s bombs, be forever a second-class citizen, be married off to some random stranger; OR
b) stay in Australia,
…decided to take option a).
Says it all, really.
Protestor Molestor
When it comes to addressing an unruly crowd of nasties, I’ve always thought that this would be the best method.
However, times change, and it’s tough to find an M4 Sherman in good running order these days. So what to do, what to so?
Sent to me by Mr. Free Market, a handy tool indeed (video). I especially like the lyrics.
My suggestion:
- Let loose three or four of these against your average Pantifa / eco-terrorist / anti-ICE demonstration.
- Follow up with fire trucks to hose away the residue.
- Streets look neat and shiny again.
- Repeat as necessary.
It’s the same principle as the first idea, but it has to be cheaper, more easily deployed, etc. I’m trying to find a reason to argue against the above, but cannot.
Perhaps my Kind Readers can assist?
Monday Funnies
And on a similar note from yesteryear:
So on we go…
And to end on a somewhat more cheerful note:
“Please Sir: can we have some more?”
And if that’s not enough to carry you off into the week, you need help.