Stuff that makes me laugh
I see that Lewis Hamilton won the Spanish F1 Grand Prix in his Ferrari yesterday, this after coming in second place a week ago in Monaco. Also, he’s been bonking Kim Kardashian recently.
I’m sure the two events (improved GP results and bonking Kimmy) aren’t related, unless the entire Kardashian coven has been casting spells on his behalf (which wouldn’t surprise me).
And a word from our Classics Department:
On with the show, which today is mostly of a political nature:
“What’s a Killdozer, Kim?”
And speaking of Red America:
So if you are going outside, my ginger lady friends, it’s best to cover up:
...I’m pretty sure Cardinal Richelieu would like a word...
Feds cancel ‘partnerships’ with groups that oppose
Trump administration’s policies
...and it’s taken you how long to do this?
...like they don’t already have that. But what does J-Lo have to do with Teh Gheyz?
...aaahhh, now all is explained.
And in other Freak Show News:
Trans Pedophile Who Made Sadistic
Porn with His Daughter, 7, Demands
Freedom to Conduct Nude Occult
Rituals in His Women’s Prison
...ummm what was that middle bit, again?
As Kenny posted:
And in Sports News:
Also: “chaos in Mexico”? Who’d a thunk?
Your suggestions in Comments.
And a Classical Note:
So let’s grind on:
Okay, that’s enough of work; now ’tis time for weird:
And speaking of cars:
Time to get in the car and go to work, fellow slugs.
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