Stuff that makes me laugh
…they just keep on coming:
The 2022 U.K.-based Emissions Analytics study found that after driving both a gas and electric car 1,000 miles, the number of particles collected from the EV was vastly greater than the gasoline-powered car.
So just to be clear: in terms of environmental damage caused when driving an electric car, you might just as well be in a coal-fired steam locomotive.
Got it.
…I see that old familiar face:
Not that I give a rat’s ass about Madonna — her music, her multicolored family or her Play-Doh face — but sheesh….
And I apologize for the above. Let’s try to mindscrape that foulness with something a lot less frightening:
Woke up yesterday to grey and gloomy skies, with occasional drizzle and a chilly breeze. More like Britishland than like Texas this spring, so far.
I love it. The Texas spring, that is, because the longer it stays like this (it won’t, according to the forecast) the longer that the temperatures of Texas Broil a.k.a. summer are kept at bay.
Britishland spring, on the other hand, is nothing like this — more like Texas winter, in fact — as witnessed by yesterday’s start of the racing season at Cheltenham, where the ladies’ clothing was more shall we say sensible:
(note to my Murkin Readers: scarlet trousers for men are generally an infallible sign of the upper classes Over There)
What’s definitely not a mark of the upper classes would be outfits such as these:
Ugh… quick, back to the totties:
Quite disappointing, really; but Cheltenham usually is, being more of a classy event than the others.
Never mind… soon it will be the turn of the Grand National at Aintree. Can’t wait.
And off we go into Truthsville:
...when you have to rely on Russians for the truth…
...excellent news. Of course, there are some holdouts:
...this all started when NJ instituted “pistol permit” fees; proof that you should never allow Gummint to create a new revenue source because once in, it never goes away and can always be used for their, and not your benefit.
And speaking of anti-gunners:
...you’d think that being married to Mrs. Heinz Ketchup would give Fuckface some security against being a paid agent of the Commies, but I’m guessing China’s sponsorship predates the nuptials.
...as Audi does a Jaguar.
...no doubt a result of the Great Cultural Assimilation Project, but either way:
In Political News:
...a) why do we even listen to anything this asshole says, and b) who is this Katie Britt person?
And speaking of people we should be ignoring:
...somebody explain to me why a “pre-60s world” would be so bad. Nobody? Thought so.
...probably the only truly funny thing this so-called comedienne has said in in the past forty years.
From the Great Anti-Woke Revolution:
...oh, the temerity of voters to oppose the Great And The Good. Also:
...LOL the Wannabe Men slap down the Wannabe Women.
From the Police Files:
...can anyone argue that whatever his sentence, it should include weekly ball-kickings? Nobody? Thought not. And ditto this asshole:
...said ball-kicking to occur while awaiting execution, of course. Oh wait… it’s Britishland. Two-day suspended sentence coming in 3… 2… 1...
And now we have some 
…no, it’s not an example of bad track-laying. The simple addition of the word “fallen” will clarify the matter.
Let’s end with some Hottie News:
...oh yeah, some hemi-centenary Roller Girl action.
And that’s the news roundup for today.
By the way, today’s sponsor is an actual chain which appears to cater to the college crowd If you want four inches of serious action, here’s where you can get it:
So let’s get out of the water for a while:
Last week’s sporty look seemed popular, so let’s go back in time a little:
But enough of all that; time to work.
Let’s stay with some more Wimmin’s Issues:
...or, just don’t exercise at all. Problem solved.
...for those all-important BJs during the 7th-inning stretch? I’ve never played baseball before, but I’ve been told that this is important.
...but, but, but female problems!!!
Speaking of female problems, here’s just a quick look at one:
...the problem being that all women of her age hate her.
Now some Election 2024 News:
...and the result:
...I just don’t think those few dozen votes are going to make much difference, fuckhead.
...looks like the Harris County voters want to keep her as far away from Houston as possible, unsurprisingly.
...actually, not too bad when you consider that with Uber you don’t have to stop en route and change to another vehicle (as you do with the train). Also, if one assumes that she hadn’t booked her ticket far in advance, there’s this:
...I hope it was at least top-shelf tequila.
Let’s hear from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© supporters:
...as long as we can hang you from a lamp pole if it isn’t, Fuckface. [looking for rope]
...ummm oops?
From the Police Blotter:
...and here’s the whole story in a single pic:
And now, the latest PANIC NEWS!!!:
...lessee here: 5 deaths out of 250 million people, therefore a mortality rate of… (carry the four, uhhhh…). Yep: when the mortality rate exceeds that of “stabbed to death with carrot”, this definitely calls for mass panic.
...actually, we’re trying to keep ALL kids out of these Commie cesspits, but let’s not split hairs.
And now, some link-free 
...let’s have a quick look at the now-48-yr-old Baby Spice, shall we?
And one from the earlier years:
Ooooh yes, Baby… Daddy likes.
And that’s the news.