Monday Funnies

And a classic reminder:

And on that cheerful note, these:

And on that dire train of thought, some delightful Southern charm:

“Save yer Confederate gold, m’boy — the South will rise agin.”

Mini-Roundup

I know I swore off news roundups a while ago, but sheesh… oh, and no links because I don’t want to waste anyone’s time.


...thanks, but we have enough anti-Semitic socialist assholes over here already.  Also, drunks.


...he was old.  At that age, it doesn’t matter what killed him, because it could have been anything from a list of hundreds.


...JHC.


...oh, no, say it ain’t so.


...and whose fault is that?  [hint:  postal workers union]


...okay, that one contains a link.

And that’s it.

Easy Choice

During some international womyns’ soccer competition being played in Strylia, seven members of the Iranian team ran away and sought asylum.

Apparently, five of the women, when given the choice:

a) go back home to Iran where you will be beaten for not wearing a head covering, run the risk of being blown to bits by one of the Great Satan’s bombs, be forever a second-class citizen, be married off to some random stranger;  OR
b) stay in Australia,

…decided to take option a).

Says it all, really.