News Snippets

!SCIENCE!


...yeah, this is going to end well.


...see above.

Darwin Award contenders:


...betcha never saw that one coming now, did ya?


...cops probably pushed him off, just to save on paperwork.

Doctors… what would we do without them?


...cause of death not pneumonia or smallpox, then?  [/surprised look]

News Snippets


...”demands”… from whom, exactly?  (Note:  Obama and Biden aren’t in office anymore, asshole.)


...only eight years, for someone who wanted to assassinate a Supreme Court Justice?


...now that’s what I’m talking about.  And still in Texas:


AND:

...yeah, this is the socialist ninny running for a U.S. Senate seat, in Texas.


...and the followup headline we’d all like to see, but won’t, sadly:

...now wouldn’t that be special?


...not exactly the proper “Lamb of God” behavior, is it?  Anyway, I’m thinking of mutton stew now.