Ambulances?

Probably coincidence, but….

Naked man steals ambulance in Wisconsin, leading police on wild chase

…and:

Suspect’s Plan to Torch ICE Facility with Gasoline-Soaked Ambulance Fails to Ignite

WTF?

Anyway, in the first case, the punishment should be a simple one:  whack his (exposed) pee-pee.

In the second case, the punishment should be equally simple:  whack his pee-pee with a machete.

Some may think this is too Krool & Hartless, no doubt.  I disagree.  Dousing the asshole with gasoline and setting him on fire — now that may be a little K&H, although it does agree with the “make the punishment fit the crime” dictum.

Postus Interruptus

Sorry, folks:  New Wife and I have been booted out of our apartment while they perform some much-needed maintenance and major repairs on the place, so we’ve had to book a hotel room* for the weekend.

As a result, I’ve had to postpone Chapter 6 of the Memoirs until next week.  Tomorrow will just feature a few posts containing the usual motley collection of guns, broads, cars and a couple of the usual rants, and Sunday the Classic Beauty, as always.


*Purely coincidentally [eyecross], said hotel room is only a few steps away from the new Collectors Firearms store in Dallas.  Wish me luck.

Monday Funnies

And some Classical Thought:

So let’s get busy again, with some kiddie jokes:

Time for some medication, methinks:

And more or less in that train of thought:

What… you expected clean & wholesome?  Wrong place, and definitely the wrong time.