From this article, describing some dumbass trying to live out a childish insurrectionist fantasy:
“[He’s] probably just realizing that his mouth wrote checks his ass is going to have to cash.”
Priceless.
From this article, describing some dumbass trying to live out a childish insurrectionist fantasy:
“[He’s] probably just realizing that his mouth wrote checks his ass is going to have to cash.”
Priceless.

And what inspired it:

Now finish the sentence: “Africa…”
“Muti” means “magic” in most Bantu languages.
Via Insty:
“[Kathleen Kennedy] gambled some of the biggest franchises in Hollywood history on the modern audience. And wow, did she lose big. To paraphrase Chris Gore, she took boy brands that everyone could enjoy and turned them into girl brands that nobody enjoyed. Men felt excluded and disrespected, and women felt patronized and pandered to. The modern audience had failed to show up, and the existing audience was abandoning ship. Kennedy’s greatest gamble had failed, and inevitably it all finally caught up with her.”
Can I be frank here for a moment? I grant you that the destruction of these comic-book “franchises” leaves me totally unmoved because I have never been in the target audience for these infantile fantasies. So to Star Wars, Star Trek, all those ur-Nordic fairy tales, Justice League and all the nochschleppers… good bye, fuck off and good riddance. Ditto to the directors and producers, and indeed likewise to the actors and actresses, all of whom have made billions of dollars from filming this silly, inconsequential oeuvre of fluff and nonsense.
A pox on all their houses.
Let me add to that the opinion that I will be really, really glad if none of these fantasies see the light of day for a generation or two so that maybe, just maybe some of those bloated production budgets might instead make their way into the production of decent movies with grownup storylines, good acting and productions that don’t rely on the deafening of their audiences.
But I risk being as naïve as the franchises’ audiences if I truly believe that any of this will ever happen.
Thank goodness for my DVD collection, which grows monthly.
On the ever-increasing irrelevance of Europe and the EU:
“It is not America that is leaving the world; it is Europe, in fact, that is leaving it.”
And this time, when the SHTF Over There and a rescue effort is needed (see: 1914, 1939), the U.S. won’t be late to the party; we may not even bother showing up.
There’s a EeewwwChoob video with the intriguing title Brand New Cars Already Falling Apart — but for the purposes of this post, you don’t have to watch it because a couple of the comments are absolutely priceless:

…and one which resonates with me, bigly:

“Being single isn’t the easiest thing in the world but it’s objectively better than going to bed beside someone who you hope stops breathing in the middle of the night.” – Daniel Sloss
I don’t know who Daniel Sloss is, but I like the way he thinks. If only I’d realized this when I was in my 20s…