Well, So Long Blondie

Law and Order, Politics

I guess DJT figured she just wasn’t working quickly enough to prosecute all the Obama/Biden-era bullshit that was heaped on him and all the rest of us.  And I have just the right person for the AG’s job:  me.

Yes I know I’m not a lawyer.  The DoJ’s got whole buildings full of ’em, and where’s that got anyone?

What the nation needs right now is someone to manage all these  assholes  legal eagles and get them pointed in the right direction:  and I’m just the right guy to do it.

Give me two things — okay, just one (I’ve got the 1911 thing all covered).  What I need is an industrial-strength cattle prod, the kind that shocks the bejeezus out of you with just a light touch, and renders you unconscious with any kind of prolonged touch.

Then let me loose in the DOJ, armed with that cattle prod and a copy of the U.S. Constitution, and watch me.  Even Tom Homan would get a little nervous around me.  And watch the ticket prices soar when Congress summons me to testify on some bullshit issue or another.  I’m talking standing room only, bubba.

I used to think I’d make a good Press Secretary.  But DJT’s got that covered with the other blondie, and she’s excellent.  Nah, I want a position that gets me to kick actual ass all over the room, and the DA’s job seems about right.

Now if I get the job, I don’t want y’all profiting from the announcement:  in other words, don’t buy shares in the textile companies that make them orange prison jump suits (if they’re still not all made in China).

The real fun will start when the Clintons and their ilk start looking for a friendly country to escape to.

Hey, it could happen.  [/Judy Tenuta]

8 comments

  1. When it comes right down to it a female just can’t pull the weight that a male can.

    All females suffer under the same ailment:

    “LackaBallz”

    You can’t fake swinging cast iron and there is no substitute.

    Now, if Trump would just get a clue, instead of “grabbing them by the pussy!”

  2. Although elected to a four year term, I guess Trump didn’t realize that he really only has two years to implement his policies because the chances of retaining power in Congress rarely happens to a president during the midterms. Bondi should have fired up the prosecutions asap. The fact she couldn’t get that DA in NY convicted of fraud on her loan applications is absurd. The fact that was it Swalwell or Shifty Schiff who did the same thing in California hasn’t even been indicted yet is absurd. The legal system is notorious for moving at glacial speed and Bondi may have been moving slight faster but she clearly was not moving fast enough to prosecute the DEEP state.

  3. A day late & a dollar short. Should’ve dropped-kicked her out the back door after the dog & pony show with the Epstein files.

    1. There are lots of aftermarket goodies Remingtons and Mossbergs, but virtually nothing for dressing up an old Benelli. I’ll keep looking.

  5. Since the job title is Attorney General, you would have to be an attorney. But that might not stop the AG from having an AKIC – Ass Kicker in Chief. Someone who would beat or tase all the ducks in a row, get the paperwork in order, and then take it to the AG to sign off on. At the first sign of an assistant AG not doing their job uou’d show up, baseball bat in hand, and sit in their inner office until progress is made.

    You might not even have to get Senate approval – although I have to admit, that would be fun to watch!

  6. Aren’t the lawyers from the Bruen, McDonald and Heller cases, Alan Gottleib or another pro 2A attorney available to fill this position?

    I want to see the Federal government sue states like CA, NJ, NY, CT, MA, IL, MD, HI etc into submission to recognize and support the 2A

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