You hear that racket upstairs? You go up there and there and tell them I don’t need no goddamn sibs. .
This is the last time I’m warning you, those are mine and the draft is for me!! leave them alone!!! I’m telling you, boobs are like toy train sets; they’re made for little boys but daddys like to play with them too
I’ll have a short Riesling to go with my toast, please.
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You hear that racket upstairs? You go up there and there and tell them I don’t need no goddamn sibs. .
This is the last time I’m warning you, those are mine and the draft is for me!! leave them alone!!!
I’m telling you, boobs are like toy train sets; they’re made for little boys but daddys like to play with them too
You can’t pick your grandpa, but you can pick his nose.
“Hey Grandad! Pull my finger…”
Back off old man or I will most definitely fuck you up.
I’ll have bacon not that smashed up stuff in the Gerber jar……
Grandma is mine, you keep away…..
“Care to share a booger?” 🤢
Winner.
1st thing is deport all the illegals.
Sien jy hierdie vinger? Ek druk hom in jou hôl in!
“I don’t care, Pat. Kirk was better.”
There’s only room for one person getting their diaper changed in this household…”