Tag: Humor

With very pithy commenth.

…which explains everything you ever wondered about jazz.

…I have an alibi.

…an argument for buying wine in 5-gallon boxes, I’d say.

…I get that you’re pissed off at the lockdown, but bombing a Chinkvirus testing center is going to solve the issue… how, exactly?

…you’d think the Irish, after all these centuries, would have figured out by now that the expression “perfidious Albion” was not meant to be taken as a joke, but as a warning.

Wait, that must be a misprint.  Oh, here we go:

..ah, that’s better.

…it’s happening here in Texas, and also in other states.  Not holding my breath about California and New York, though.

…clearly they’re not interested in learning from the Great Texas Freeze Of 2021, because as any fule kno, it never gets cold around Britishland so all their little propellers will spin forever and ever amen.

…she’s just getting us all ready for when President Braindead eventually takes the stand himself.

…let’s take this concept and implement it in numerical order.  Start off with a background check for all book- and movie sales (First Amendment), and only then apply it to guns (Second Amendment).  Fuckers.  And on the same thread:

The Evil 200
…and no, that’s not a NASCAR race.  Feel free to do whatever you want with this information.

Finally, on to a more pleasant topic, sorta:

…it’s just a nice way of saying that her love tunnel has seen more traffic than the Lincoln Tunnel.

And speaking of well-worn thoroughfares:

…sounds about right, although he left out “town mattress”.

Sorry.

With commentary briefer than a thong bikini worn backwards:

…nope:  add stupid meat-eating journalists, politicians and celebrities.

…frankly, I can’t see how it could get any worse than it is right now:

…and just like that, the Supremes became irrelevant.

…[insert “Satan” joke here].

…and yet, anyone who’s ever seen or heard dumpy ScotPM Nicola Sturgeon knows that the stereotype isn’t outdated.

…following Robert Townsend’s advice in “Up The Organization” (first pub. 1970).

…SC’s murder rate to plummet in 3…2…1...

…wherein 2021 tries to outdo 2020.

…1.) no it isn’t, and 2.) fuck you, Scott.

…and fuck you too, Fauci.

…Kim’s prediction:  it will be the only novel on Amazon with more favorable reviews than actual buyers.

…okay, then let’s “repurpose” the building into a casino.  Especially so when you read shit like this:

…here’s a message to the Stupid Party:

Or we could just nuke D.C. and be free of all this kind of shit:

…so there we go.

And finally, something worth looking at: