Just in case you missed it earlier.
…good grief: is there anything statins can’t do? Finally, a drug I’ve been taking for years may actually be worth the money. Although next week we’ll find that statins probably cause hemorrhagic fever, or something.
…oooh, no wonder she’s been called a “wild child”, the feisty lil’ thang. I think I did all that, and more, before I turned 17 — unless, that is, she did all that before she was 14, in which case, I salute her.
…finally, some ACTUAL good news.
…uuuhhhh, sweetie, when you hang around with a guy who looks like this, I think you can expect at least some behavior that’s a little off the beaten path:
…not to be too cynical or anything, but wouldn’t his post-murder treatment of her body be somewhat irrelevant at this point? Anyway, look on the bright side: he could have called her a “dirty nigger”, in which case he’d now be in serious trouble.