Tag: Humor

All the news that’s fit to moon:

…nice to see that the BritGov is finally “allowing” bonking à la carte.  Scotland, however, is not prepared to go that far:

…oh aye, leave that shagging stuff to the Sassenachs.

…and you were doing SO WELL up until now, sweetie.

…clearly, what we need is commonsense lightning control.  Or commonsense football control.

…nice to see that the disheveled BritPM has solved all the UK’s other problems, so he can devote his time to this one.

…not sure if that’s a step up or a step down, quite frankly.

…holy hell.  Talk about an over-achiever… and speaking of which, here’s superslut Madonna’s little girl:

…not a bad bum, actually.  And still on the topic thereof:

…to upstage that, the bridesmaids would pretty much have to go naked.

Moving from shapely buttocks to big assholes:

…errrr Mitt, old buddy;  I don’t think the GOPe had much of the lesbian vote anyway.  Ask that purple-haired soccer chick/bloke.

And speaking of INSIGNIFICA:

     
…and Keeley who, you ask?

 

Oh yeah, that Keeley Hazell.

News that elicits a chuckle or two, and it should.

…as if we needed yet another reason not to buy anything Disney.

…’nuff said, although the same request from Mark Zuckerberg would have been even better.

…and also in the interests of “diversity”, future England teams will include two preteens and two women, with predictable results when they lose every single game.

…someone explain to me why anyone should listen to anything these ignorant, pampered woke-tossers say.

…Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face was unavailable for comment.

…not from where I’m standing;  most people seem to be not wearing them anymore.  Except for the usual morons, e.g.:

 

And speaking of plague-ridden pox-holes:

  
…just add Black Fungus to the endless list of Things That Could Kill You In India.

Now for some good news, for a change:

…what he said, times 49.

Let’s do some fun stuff:

…link contains no actual nudity;  don’t bother.

…given that this happened in NYFC, I’m amazed that it’s considered “unacceptable”.  Also, it being NYFC, I’m amazed that anyone actually complained.

…so her boyfriend  beats her up and stubs cigarettes out on her geriatric body, and all of a sudden it’s aliens.

And now:  INSIGNIFICA:

   

Here’s Teri Hatcher, back when she was interesting:

Now go off and do some Superman-type stuff.