Her boyfriend told her anal without lube would NOT hurt that much… her face and rectum said otherwise.
Who the fuck drained the fucken p o o o o o o o o l l l l l l ?
The Invisible Man enjoys providing surprise anal.
In mid-dive, Stephanie suddenly remembered that she’d forgotten to turn off the oven before leaving for Tokyo.
The look you get when you’re doing a somersault and you know the material on the crotch has just split.
STOP CALLING ABOUT MY CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY!
The moment you discover your cystitis meds’ aren’t waterproof.
“And that was the last time Lisa used Ghost Peppers in her Fajitas !”
Competitive diver discovers that the event’s pool is filled from a glacial stream.
When you go to the Olympics, but then are told you won’t be able to use the thousands of Olympic condoms that were made because of Covid.
Omigod!! I can’t feel my legs!
“bad touch cuomo!! bad, bad touch!”
Or fill in bill clinton, pedo joe she’s female so she’s safe from Barry Soteoro
I have to scream so they don’t hear the whistle. Next time I’ll remember to use a tampon.
Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
During early testing of her innovative ‘wrist-purse system’, Kachinka was quick to admit the ‘water-course phase’ involved significantly more ‘douching’ than those carnsnarngled computer experts predicted!
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During early testing of her innovative ‘wrist-purse system’, Kachinka was the first to admit a certain lack of eye-catching colors would probably be her fashion ‘down-fall’!
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*****
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During early testing of her innovative ‘wrist-purse system’, Kachinka noted — for the record — the ‘operator manual’ should probably include a ‘disclaimer’ about asymmetrical ‘over-bouyancy’ of the system while enjoying watery recreations!
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*****
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During early testing of her innovative ‘wrist-purse system’, Kachinka discovered ‘the fatal flaw’ dashing her entrepreneurial dreams to smithereens upon the hard rocks of reality… an utter lack of investor interest predicated upon the invention’s ‘questionable’ practicality!
Once in the water, the electro-stim wristbands proved far more powerful than expected!
American Bonnie Adelia brings home Olympic gold in the ‘Hans Gruber Falls From The Nakatomi Tower’ freestyle event.
She’s understandably stressed about sticking the flagpole landing
Her boyfriend told her anal without lube would NOT hurt that much… her face and rectum said otherwise.
Who the fuck drained the fucken p o o o o o o o o l l l l l l ?
The Invisible Man enjoys providing surprise anal.
In mid-dive, Stephanie suddenly remembered that she’d forgotten to turn off the oven before leaving for Tokyo.
The look you get when you’re doing a somersault and you know the material on the crotch has just split.
STOP CALLING ABOUT MY CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY!
The moment you discover your cystitis meds’ aren’t waterproof.
“And that was the last time Lisa used Ghost Peppers in her Fajitas !”
Competitive diver discovers that the event’s pool is filled from a glacial stream.
When you go to the Olympics, but then are told you won’t be able to use the thousands of Olympic condoms that were made because of Covid.
Omigod!! I can’t feel my legs!
“bad touch cuomo!! bad, bad touch!”
Or fill in bill clinton, pedo joe she’s female so she’s safe from Barry Soteoro
I have to scream so they don’t hear the whistle. Next time I’ll remember to use a tampon.
Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
During early testing of her innovative ‘wrist-purse system’, Kachinka was quick to admit the ‘water-course phase’ involved significantly more ‘douching’ than those carnsnarngled computer experts predicted!
.
*****
.
During early testing of her innovative ‘wrist-purse system’, Kachinka was the first to admit a certain lack of eye-catching colors would probably be her fashion ‘down-fall’!
.
*****
.
During early testing of her innovative ‘wrist-purse system’, Kachinka noted — for the record — the ‘operator manual’ should probably include a ‘disclaimer’ about asymmetrical ‘over-bouyancy’ of the system while enjoying watery recreations!
.
*****
.
During early testing of her innovative ‘wrist-purse system’, Kachinka discovered ‘the fatal flaw’ dashing her entrepreneurial dreams to smithereens upon the hard rocks of reality… an utter lack of investor interest predicated upon the invention’s ‘questionable’ practicality!
Once in the water, the electro-stim wristbands proved far more powerful than expected!
American Bonnie Adelia brings home Olympic gold in the ‘Hans Gruber Falls From The Nakatomi Tower’ freestyle event.
She’s understandably stressed about sticking the flagpole landing