Tag: Humor

With news so dire, you’re going to wanna enroll in the Rifle, Hipflask & Church Steeple Club©.

…well, duh, O Commie Dwarf:  more “workers’ rights” = “less money to fund space exploration”.

…these ads are created by city trendies who have no teenage girls.

…name just ONE.

…and when you read the criteria for membership, you’ll be thankful that you don’t qualify.

…it will stop when you stop worrying and start ignoring.

…oh man, would I love to introduce this snowflake to some real Gestapo agents, or a couple apartheid-era South African cops of my acquaintance.

…the word you are looking for is “betrayed”, not “outed”.  Punishable by:

…and if I called for a volunteer to push this asshole out of the chopper, I’d be killed in the stampede.

…you have to ask yourself who would be surprised by this news item.

…from the Department of the Blindingly Obvious.

…and the very next day after that happens, someone’s going to shoot you in the face.  Enjoy the revolution.

…and she looks pretty much as you suspect she would.  Ordinarily I would tell her boyfriend to find another woman, but from the looks of him, she’s probably as good as he’ll ever get. — Dr. Kim

And now, to cheer you all up after all the bad news:

One for my Readers Over There:

Let’s hear it for the Ozzies:

For my Canucki-Readers:

Finally, for the Seffricans:

Requests from other nations’ Readers will be taken under consideration.

…with only occasional links, but always commentary.

…such as hard work, honesty and education that doesn’t include pickpocketing lessons.

…fuck off, Food Scolds.

…except that the first is reality, the second, fantasy — you Royal twerp.

…because that “Find the cracker guilty or we’ll burn the city down” policy seems to be working pretty well.

…stop, stop, my sides are hurting…

…it’s so cute that the writer thinks that “common sense” and “government policy” can coexist.

…result:

And on the topic of vaccines:

 
…and:

…which should come as a surprise to absolutely… nobody.

And on a related topic, all in a single week:

…because, as any fule kno, China is asshoe.

Time for some INSIGNIFICA:

And finally:

…and as a child of the Sixties , all I can say is:  “Welcome back, girls!”

…I have missed you all SO much.

Okay, vote for your favorite 3 pics, ranked 1-3, in Comments.   They’re numbered from left to right, top to bottom, eg:

#2:

#6:

Have at it.

Trivia, propaganda, and made-up nonsense, all treated with the respect they deserve.

…don’t be too sure, Scooter.  Depends on whose knee is on your neck.

…as someone once said, you would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh like a hyena at this one.

…finally, something President Braindead does that I can get behind.  [/selfish]

…frankly, I think the Izzies should do a lot more of it.  (Fucking with the ragheads, and bragging about it.)

…okay, can we go back to calling them the other thing then? [/wetbacks]

…wherein Germany tries to copy Canada.

…as Dr. Increasingly-Irrelevant strives to lose his title by finding another dead horse to beat.  And speaking of irrelevancies:

…yeah, the only good thing about Covid was that it pushed this shrill little scold out of the headlines.  So now she gets to scold the world on medical issues?

…I’m torn between indifference, and the prospect of future schadenfreude.

and:

…begging the question:  what, exactly, are the cases they will accept, if not on election fraud and Constitutional freedoms?  Useless fuckers.

Now for some INSIGNIFICA:

   
   
…although to break my own rule, for once:  odds of Our Kim K. ending up with a White royal, billionaire or A-lister:  1,000 to 1.

Finally, some REAL news:

So here’s a small preview thereof:

Hey, it counts as news:  she’s a radio host, right?  Here’s a non-calendar pic of her going to work:

To paraphrase the late Cilla Black:  That’s a lorra-lorra woman, right there.