Everyone’s been there (don’t even think of denying it): you’re making the beast-with-two-backs with your honey and unbidden, someone else pops into your mind. Here are the five worst / most inappropriate of such, ranked as always in ascending order of foulness:
For the ladies:
- the Dalai Lama
- Alan Alda
- Woody Allen
- Bill or Hillary Clinton (tie)
- Bruce Jenner
And for the guys:
- anyone from Jersey Shores (the TV show or the place itself)
- Milo Yannopoulos
- your ten-year-old stepdaughter
- Maxine Waters
- Caitlyn Jenner
Your suggestions in Comments… when you’ve stopped throwing up, that is.
