Everyone’s been there (don’t even think of denying it): you’re making the beast-with-two-backs with your honey and unbidden, someone else pops into your mind. Here are the five worst / most inappropriate of such, ranked as always in ascending order of foulness:
For the ladies:
- the Dalai Lama
- Alan Alda
- Woody Allen
- Bill or Hillary Clinton (tie)
- Bruce Jenner
And for the guys:
- anyone from Jersey Shores (the TV show or the place itself)
- Milo Yannopoulos
- your ten-year-old stepdaughter
- Maxine Waters
- Caitlyn Jenner
Your suggestions in Comments… when you’ve stopped throwing up, that is.
The possibilities are endless and scary.
Any of the Communist harpys on The View
Ellen Degenerate – yeah I know she goes the other way but I think that the plumbing might be there. Never know until you check out the goods and then some things can’t be unseen.
For the men:
Your lover’s mother.
For he ladies:
Your lover’s dog.
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