Tag: Humor

Ranked in order of horribleness:

• “I think he’s unconscious… oh what the hell, go ahead and cut.”
• “Wow… I need to tell my wife to book that Caribbean cruise;  this is gonna take a LOT longer than I thought.”
• “What’s the world record for stretching an anus?”
• “Oh boy, a naked unconscious woman on a table… it reminds me so much of high school.”
• “Wait a minute;  I know we scheduled a tonsillectomy, but it says ‘Gender Reassignment’ on her chart here.”

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Mexican:

Blackface:

Manboobs:

Spiderballs:

…and the absolute worst costume of them all:

Bruce Jenner:

No man should.

 

Inexplicably popular, revered by critics, nobody seems to have realized that these iconic emperors had not a single stitch of clothing between them.  Some have drawn my ire on these here pages before, but there are others.  So, ranked in order of artistic nudity:

• Marlon Brando (Method mumbling)
• Elizabeth Taylor (squeaky voice and horrible acting not fully redeemed by large breasts)
• Johnny Cash (bass monotone;  probably the smallest vocal range of any singer ever)
• Jackson Pollock (gaudy splashes masquerading as Art)
• Frank Sinatra (couldn’t hit a note with a baseball bat;  should have quit singing in about 1958)

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