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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
With commentary so pithy, you’d think it wath yellow.
…that’s what happens when you impregnate your much-younger wife, you old goat.
…what I’d like to know is: who the fuck scheduled Sex Ed classes for first-graders in the first place?
…because Britain isn’t France.
…and because said harpy is a woman, she’s only banned from teaching — as opposed to going to jail had this been a male teacher.
…I think that “being fired” should be included in their “lived experience”, but no doubt someone will have a problem with this.
…but Lakeview (Chicago) and West Hollywood (L.A.) beg to differ.
…welcome to London, Dad. Just wait till you go to a pub and order a pint of ale.
…there goes my bulk order of Aguila Match .22 LR.
…how’s that “religion of peace” thing working out, then?
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And yes, it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:
Frankly, I think most of my Readers would prefer not to look at La Gwyneth’s teeny lil’ floppies. Here’s Kelly:
Have mercy.
Monday Funnies
So let’s alleviate the pain a little with some unbalanced humor:
Okay, let’s go back to being just a little unhinged:
And finally, some person of unknown origin and provenance named Hayley Attwell:
Right: now put on a good front too, and go to work.
Words Of Wisdom
From Kenny’s place, in the Comments:
“Never tell someone you are going to dig up their dead sister and skull fuck her, unless you have a foolproof plan for getting out of your own grave.”
I think we can all see the wisdom of this.
Caption Competition #181
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Hidden Treasure
Here’s a picture of the lovely Helena Bonham Carter at some insignificant red carpet event or other, looking quite unlike her normal scraggly self (other than the hairstyle and boho sunglasses):
However, knowing Our Helena as we do, we can have no doubt that her long spotted dress most probably conceals a pair of Army boots. Some things just don’t change… for some reason, leopards come to mind.