Tag: Humor

After yesterday’s rather bleak Roundup, today’s is 100% INSIGNIFICA.

…FFS, weren’t the endless fairy movies enough for the Tolkien groupies?

…key word:  Brazil, where the legal age of consent is 14.

…given the circumstances, I’m surprised it isn’t more common.

…left a note?  After eight days of fucking bagpipes, I’d be getting stabby and shooty.

…my question:  did the kids have to be informed of the vile parents’ porno trip?

…oh FFS, lock up your sons.  No man should.

…or, the caffeine/sugar equivalent of two Classic Cokes.  No big deal.

And some gratuitous pics of Duncan’s house Nigora:

 
…yeah, I know.  But she’s a Slav, so it’s not rayciss.

Oh, and one last piece of good news:

…that karma thing…

Our special FUCK THE COVID/GOVERNMENT feature.  First off:

…which is what we should have been doing all along.  Instead:

…good question, Tuck.

…so much for me visiting New Orleans over Labor Day, then.  And speaking of parties:

…you’re all thinking what I’m thinking, right?  500 fatal WuFlu fatalities in a week’s time?

…I know, NYFC.  Still…it could be worse, like in Australia.

…and speaking of terror:

…if you don’t get an instant RCOB when reading this, I don’t wanna talk to you no more.

And the Scots can’t be left behind:

…there’s no tyrant can compete with a bitter lesbian.

Anyway, I’ve been told that I shouldn’t yell at the fucking government about the WuFlu crap all the time, so here’s a public service announcement (ahem):

Okay, that’s enough WuFlu.  Let’s just look at some day-to-day government bastardy:

…Fatboi signs yet another unenforceable law.

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…brace yourself for another RCOB… and I don’t even like alpacas.

…one can only imagine…

And finally:

…either the Belarus gummint did it, or he had some dirt on the Clintons.

No Gratuitous Chick Pics today, I’m in a bad mood.