In this promotional portrait from Bounce-O-Mat (“wall-covering to the stars”), co-joined twins Rut and Root demonstrate just some of the amazing qualities of this breakthrough ‘wunderprodukt’!
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Disclaimer:
The video you are about to see concerning the alarming increases in co-joined twins in no way attempts to pass judgement upon the time-honored ‘inter-marriage’ practices of mohammadans!
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With only seconds to spare before his annual bowel-movement passes into eternity, Root is pleasantly surprised to discover its truly remarkable resemblance to a certain cultural icon of two millennia ago!
~ The correct way to enforce the command ~ SHUT THE FUCK UP ! ~
….. it was at that point that Melvin realized there was a difference between knowing the Safe Word and being able to use it.
Illustrated Techniques of Reasoned Discussion For Women, No. 3
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Rule 3. In an Argument the Woman is always right. Anything the Man might say is the beginning of a new argument.
Who’s makin’ the “sammiches” NOW, Dennis?!
“Don’t give me that ‘I was asleep’ bullshit… you KNEW it was my sister!”
Melvin, I told you I don’t like you slapping my ass.
Don’t be rolling over and going to sleep… You ain’t done!
I’d vote GT3Ted as #1 with Weetabix running a close 2nd.
It’s the interrobang, isn’t it? No one can resist a good interrobang.
Always consider all possibilities when telling her you want her to be on top.
She looks like someone I know, Leah Remini??
Reminds me of something Lawdog posted (in another context); “Keep your booger hooks off second base until I say otherwise!”
Oh “It slipped ” huh?
The next time I ask you if something makes me look fat, the correct answer is “No!”
Ride ’em cowgirl.
Crippler crossface!
Marriage, explained.
Alright! I will never leave the toilet seat up again.
I’m next
In this promotional portrait from Bounce-O-Mat (“wall-covering to the stars”), co-joined twins Rut and Root demonstrate just some of the amazing qualities of this breakthrough ‘wunderprodukt’!
.
*****
.
Disclaimer:
The video you are about to see concerning the alarming increases in co-joined twins in no way attempts to pass judgement upon the time-honored ‘inter-marriage’ practices of mohammadans!
.
*****
.
With only seconds to spare before his annual bowel-movement passes into eternity, Root is pleasantly surprised to discover its truly remarkable resemblance to a certain cultural icon of two millennia ago!
~ The correct way to enforce the command ~ SHUT THE FUCK UP ! ~
….. it was at that point that Melvin realized there was a difference between knowing the Safe Word and being able to use it.
Illustrated Techniques of Reasoned Discussion For Women, No. 3
.
Rule 3. In an Argument the Woman is always right. Anything the Man might say is the beginning of a new argument.
Who’s makin’ the “sammiches” NOW, Dennis?!
“Don’t give me that ‘I was asleep’ bullshit… you KNEW it was my sister!”
Melvin, I told you I don’t like you slapping my ass.
Don’t be rolling over and going to sleep… You ain’t done!
I’d vote GT3Ted as #1 with Weetabix running a close 2nd.
It’s the interrobang, isn’t it? No one can resist a good interrobang.
Always consider all possibilities when telling her you want her to be on top.
She looks like someone I know, Leah Remini??
Reminds me of something Lawdog posted (in another context); “Keep your booger hooks off second base until I say otherwise!”
Oh “It slipped ” huh?
The next time I ask you if something makes me look fat, the correct answer is “No!”
Ride ’em cowgirl.
Crippler crossface!
Marriage, explained.
Alright! I will never leave the toilet seat up again.