So guess where I am today?
Yup… Austin, Texas. Home to every rat bastard Commie south of Dallas.
I’ll try to get through the day without punching a hippie, but I make no promises.
Category: Funny Stuff
Pick Your Spot
Say you were involved with some shady people (albeit innocently), but after testifying against their evil asses, the Gummint decides that it would be in your best interests to put you (and, say, your wife, assuming grown- or no kids) into the Witness Protection Program (WitSec) for the rest of your life. You do have a choice of places to go (but read this little piece first before you make your decision).
Where would you ask to be placed, and why? What specific town / area, what kind of community, and so on — all need to be considered, and it’s more difficult than you’d think.
Responses, as always, in Comments. I’ll reveal mine tomorrow in a separate post.
Unhealthy Religion
The waspish Sarah Vine tried becoming a vegan, and did not have a good time:
Evangelical vegans will tell you that following a purely ‘plant-based’ diet is not only morally commendable, it’s also much better for your health. But if my experience is anything to go by, the opposite is true.
I felt absolutely fine for the first few days. I didn’t miss meat at all, certainly not in terms of taste or flavour. The only thing I really felt an absence of was eggs. Since I embarked on my mammoth weight-loss project, eggs have become a dietary staple for me: nothing fills me up as well or gives me quite as much long-lasting energy as an egg.
I also found I had to eat larger portions to feel full — and I felt hungry again after a shorter period of time. But even that didn’t bother me, since what I was eating was so wholesome.
No, the real issue became apparent after the third or fourth day. Not to put too fine a point on it: wind.
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One of the key arguments of vegans against livestock farming is the harm animals cause to the planet through the amount of methane they produce; if my experience was anything to go by, a vegan human is capable of producing just as much, if not more. I was a one-woman global warming hazard.
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I don’t doubt that for some people veganism is a wonderful and fulfilling way of life. But the idea — widely promoted by its proponents — that veganism is something we can all embrace is, I’m afraid, at best baloney, at worst downright dangerous.
Read it all for the details, but all it did was make me want to attack a plate of ribs, just to be on the safe side.
Paradise
Saw this pic at Timewaster‘s place the other day:
Clear out a couple dead trees to accommodate a little .22 range, add a clay thrower to the end of the pier, and Kim’s a happy bunny gunny.
Oh, I forgot: also, a Ma Deuce to keep gummint agents ummm large predators errrr pirates at bay. That’s what I meant… pirates.
Consistency
Insty had a post last week which linked to both an article about the importance of shooting with consistent accuracy, and the MantisX training system.
Yes to the first, and WTF to the second. ($150?)
I am way too much of a Cheap Bastard to use a sophisticated thing like the MantisX. Instead, I use a much simpler (and much cheaper) system:
Feel free to copy. It works at any distance.
Priceless
I remember once seeing a cartoon in which a woman wearing a “Girl Power” t-shirt is buying a box of Tampax, and the (male) clerk smirking at her, saying, “Some things just never change, do they?”
I had a similar reaction to this one:
You may now clean the coffee off your screens.