Oy vey, it’s Monday:
Just for the hell of it, I proclaim today Jew Day on this here website. (Don’t panic; everything has been blessed by the Deth Bin*.)
(My buddy Lev, who is an actual rabbi, tells me that this would be funny were it not so true.) And in that same vein:
And just for the hell of it:
And one of my personal favorites:
Now get out there and make some money. Next week: Italians.
*I know; shuddup.