Tag: Humor

Ranked in order of horribleness:

• “I think he’s unconscious… oh what the hell, go ahead and cut.”
• “Wow… I need to tell my wife to book that Caribbean cruise;  this is gonna take a LOT longer than I thought.”
• “What’s the world record for stretching an anus?”
• “Oh boy, a naked unconscious woman on a table… it reminds me so much of high school.”
• “Wait a minute;  I know we scheduled a tonsillectomy, but it says ‘Gender Reassignment’ on her chart here.”

Your suggestions in Comments.

Mexican:

Blackface:

Manboobs:

Spiderballs:

…and the absolute worst costume of them all:

Bruce Jenner:

No man should.