1. At least the lemurs are cuter than the train smash women, and unlike the train smash women, when they pee on you, it doesn’t stink.
    Don’t ask me how I know that. I know nahhhthink.

  2. For some reason I see the bitch in blue with the big tits saying, “That’s true.”

  3. At least they’re not goats. Although goats could provide tasty provender upon conclusion of the festivities.

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