Well, why not?
A majority of idiots in Gen Z have moved money out of investments and into a sports betting account. Twenty-six percent of Gen Z say “they treat sports betting as a deliberate, ongoing component of their financial plans,” according to a Bloomberg report.
Nothing like “fair and balanced reporting”, is there? (I know, it’s Breitbart and not Fox News, but you get my drift.)
That 26 percent compares to 14 percent of Millennials, just six percent of Generation X, and one percent of Boomers.
“Sports betting is increasingly competing with traditional investing for younger Americans’ attention,” adds Bloomberg, “with more than a quarter of Gen Z investors saying they see gambling on sports as part of their long-term financial strategy.”
Gambling as a “long-term strategy.” The stupid; it hurts.

But let’s look at this whole thing from another angle.
The thing about sports betting is that if you take it seriously and look at the stats (as opposed to picking a horse because its name reminds you of yer Mum), there’s little difference between that and, say, playing the stock market. Oh wait, those are serious investment vehicles. [eyecross]
And let’s be honest: how many times have you seen one of those silly games where darts thrown into a random chart of stocks have yielded better results than those picked by analysts? (I would love to see some kind of comparison of long-term results from the darts vs. the analysts, played each day, week or month over a twenty-five year period.)
Pro tip: it’s all gambling. Whether it’s a horse crossing the line first (at 27-1 odds) or GlobalMegaCorp Inc.’s share price doubling over the next six months, who can say? Even better: who’s not going to make money over the result of the next Dallas Cowboys game by picking the other team?
The only way people are going to consistently lose money on sports betting is when they start playing the minutiae: points spreads, yardages, number of times Caitlin Clark is going to draw a flagrant foul for the rest of the WNBA season, etc. (In the stock market, those kinds of bets I mean investments are called “puts”, and while the rewards can be astonishing, mostly it’s just the old “dropping dollars down a drain” situation.)
Rule of thumb: the more complex the bet, the more likely you’re going to lose.
But I digress. I have no problem with a small segment of Da Yoot trying a different way to increase their moolah. I’m more interested in why they’re doing it, but not that interested, any more than I’m interested in why people still go to casinos, or why they bet on which raindrop reaches the bottom of the windowpane first.
Or whether Whizzbang Technologies’ IPO will yield 45% growth of stock value on the first day’s call.
I should point out that in my own yoot, I once got suckered into a golf game called “Yardbucks”, in which each yard of the golf course was worth a yard: lose a 375-yard hole, and you’re down $375. (There are typically more than 6,000 yards in an average golf course.)
I ended up losing only $15, and I only managed to lose that little because I won the last hole, a par-five 568-yard monster by fluking a 15-yard putt.
More to the point, I think I sweated out well over a gallon in those four hours, and I’m pretty sure I did lasting damage to my heart. I’ve never gambled on golf, or any other sport since.

















