Apparently, there was a new thing at Coachella this year, whereby young
sluts whores women walked around with only glitter to cover their superstructure:
I note that among this be-glittered set, there was a certain (shall we say) volumetric uniformity amongst them. Ditto age, whereby Mother Nature and Father Gravity have not yet exerted their joint influence upon such superstructures.
Which is why this fad can only be temporary. Imagine the tonnage of glitter required for someone not similarly structured
Nope… this fad won’t last. You heard it here first.