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The Old And The New

October 23, 2019 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff, Men & Women

Dennis Quaid, 65, is ‘ENGAGED to PhD student girlfriend Laura Savoie, 26’ just five months after going public

And a pic of the loving couple explains it all:

“HOW CAN SHE DO IT?” is the wail.

Oh, please. In the first place, ol’ Dennis is rich, famous and, to be honest, not at all bad for 65. (Jeez, I’m 65 and I wish I looked half as good.) As for why he wants to hook up with her… do I really have to explain that?

Go, Dennis, go! Every old fart in the world is on your side, dude. Even if we’re as jealous as hell.

Monday Funnies

October 21, 2019 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

I know exactly how ol’ Hugh feels… especially after having had his eardrums blown out at the movies.

So let’s get with the laughter-injections:

Ditto Dallas, and north Texas in general. Looks like the Dallas North Tollway at 7.00am or 6.00pm, only with fewer pickup trucks. And matters aren’t helped by things like this:

Meanwhile, in Wyoming:

But what the hell, let’s stop traffic with a little glimpse of something out of Louisiana named Katherine LaNasa:

Keep your eyes on the road, folks…

Made ya look.

Caption Competition #94

October 18, 2019 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

Your suggestions in Comments.

Target Practice

October 17, 2019 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

Mail, I Get Mail

October 16, 2019 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

Every so often my Brit buddies send me mail that gets me going. From Mr. Free Market:

“Sitting in the BA First Class lounge this afternoon. Guess I’m going to make Greta cry again…”

And from The Englishman:

“I think the menu for a Defender launch event says all I need to know about the target customer…”

(From Kim: No Full English Brekkie, nary a steak pie or sausage roll, and forget about a good bacon butty*. My earlier post about this silly vehicle is quite appropriate, I think. And WTF is a “frittata”?)

From Reader PaulG, who isn’t a Brit but could be:

And so say all of us.

Then Mr. FM gets serious:

The addendum to your post [yesterday] on 6.5mm should be along the lines of this:

6.5 Creed is ballistically better than the Swede but in the real world, not enough.
More critically it fails the “where do I get ammo?” test. Sure sure in the US you have aisles dedicated to Creedmore: not so in the rest of the world.
The first time I went to Africa there were 3 chaps from Texas there. They’d become detached from their ammo — but the real problem was they were all shooting some sort of WSSM & we were in a Safari camp!!!
If the Swede isn’t enough for you, shoot 270. Your PH or stalker will have a box of it in the glove box.

True dat.

* “bacon butty” (for my Murkin Readers):