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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst (Other) People To Think Of While Having Sex
Everyone’s been there (don’t even think of denying it): you’re making the beast-with-two-backs with your honey and unbidden, someone else pops into your mind. Here are the five worst / most inappropriate of such, ranked as always in ascending order of foulness:
For the ladies:
- the Dalai Lama
- Alan Alda
- Woody Allen
- Bill or Hillary Clinton (tie)
- Bruce Jenner
And for the guys:
- anyone from Jersey Shores (the TV show or the place itself)
- Milo Yannopoulos
- your ten-year-old stepdaughter
- Maxine Waters
- Caitlyn Jenner
Your suggestions in Comments… when you’ve stopped throwing up, that is.
Caption Competition #45
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5 Worst Things To Use As A Blanket
In ascending order of awfulness:
- newspapers
- cloth made from horsehair
- a sheet of glass
- sandbags
- Rosie O’Donnell
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Quote Of The Day
Following on from this news,
…the Knuckledragger has a tart response:
“Fuck ’em, the Black Panthers weren’t nothing but mouth back in the 60s and 70s and they ain’t nothing but mouth now.”
Didn’t hear any howls about “evil assault rifles” from the Usual Suspects either.
Things That Are Not
…a sex position:
…a feminist:
…a Trump supporter:
…manly:
…an approved VW commercial:
…sexy:
…a good example of the oppressive male patriarchy:
Or maybe that last one is, I dunno.