Caption Competition #100 November 29, 2019 Kim du Toit Captions And to celebrate the century of tasteless caption-worthy pics, here’s something cl-assy: Your suggestions in Comments…
Waiting for the male (mail.)
That door could use a threshold, but then her nipples wouldn’t be so tasty.
Having finished the turkey, Vanessa was finally ready for the stuffing.
“Does this door make my ass look fat?”
Now THAT’S what I call a Black Friday doorbuster!
Ferdinanda enjoys taunting the neighborhood fellows with tortuously-quick glimpses as she flauntingly strolls past her many undraped windows.
Although the diversity set might disagree with her decision, she intends to start her weight-reduction program right after TheHolidays™.
Although, as a good Nordic female, Ferdinanda would never consider the ‘mud-shark’ game, she still enjoys a pleasant ‘wood interior’ as evidenced by her choice of wall coverings.
Rachel decides to have a little fun with the Jehovah’s Witnesses coming up the walk.
I like to throw open the door just before they ring the bell and in my best “Exorcist” voice say, “I’ve been expecting you!”
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