1. Ferdinanda enjoys taunting the neighborhood fellows with tortuously-quick glimpses as she flauntingly strolls past her many undraped windows.

    Although the diversity set might disagree with her decision, she intends to start her weight-reduction program right after TheHolidays™.

  2. Although, as a good Nordic female, Ferdinanda would never consider the ‘mud-shark’ game, she still enjoys a pleasant ‘wood interior’ as evidenced by her choice of wall coverings.

    1. Really?
      I like to throw open the door just before they ring the bell and in my best “Exorcist” voice say, “I’ve been expecting you!”

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