Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
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News Roundup
Short and gingery, like Borat’s wife.
…had I been on the jury, there is NO WAY I would have found this hero guilty of anything.
…as long as you agree to house these “asylum seekers” in your own houses for two years while their claims are being vetted. See next item:
…looks like that open border thing is working out well for the Swedes. At least he didn’t have the Chinkvirus.
…but that’s only after they’ve checked his financial statements and employment records. Not that most women are superficial, or gold-diggers, or anything.
…can’t say I blame him, as parking spaces in Brit villages are about as easy to find as good teeth.
…“Making fun of the rozzers” — good thing they’ve abolished the death penalty in Britain.
…how is it even possible for French politics to become more left-wing?
…that one made me snork. Nice one, Sarah.
Monday Funnies
Okay, as we begin to emerge from the Chinkvirus lockdown, our eyes blinking sleepily like those of animals waking up from hibernation as they poke their heads cautiously out of their holes, let’s just throw a few last coronavirus things out there:
And in that vein, a little more of the same, only more contemporary:
Ready to face the world, yet?
Caption Competition #126
Your suggestions in Comments, in the format :
Her Sign:
His Sign:
Dirty Minds
There’s the old joke of a guy whose wife forces him to go and see a pyschologist because he’s obsessed with sex. The psych wants to test him, shows him this pic and asks the man to tell him what he sees:
The man says, “That’s my hard, rampant cock.” The psych looks puzzled, but shows the man the next pic:
“Oh,” says the man, “That’s my sexy next-door neighbor’s inviting pussy, just waiting for me to stick my big, hard cock into it.” The last pic is shown:
“Aargh,” the man cries, “That’s my frigid wife, with her legs crossed so I can’t fuck her.”
The psych makes a note and says, “You really are obsessed with sex, aren’t you?” To which the man replies:
“Well, you’re the one showing me those filthy pornographic pictures!”
In that vein, here are some pictures of similar suggestiveness:
And finally, the importance of not going with first impressions:
The story behind the Swisse Me fruit pics is here. Watch the video.
Oh, and speaking of fruit, here’s the album cover from 70s band Juicy Lucy:
I miss album covers.