Tag: Humor

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Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

So here we are, facing an actual Monday for the first time in months — a Monday where the work week begins and one has to go back to the office:

So, reverting to Mondays of yore, a little savage, non-lockdown sick humor:

…as if drinking a Budweiser wasn’t punishment enough.

And seeing as people are going to have to start flying again at some point:

Color me unconvinced.  And finally:

Now off with you, and try to avoid punching your boss in the face on your first day back.

News Roundup

Bad News

Not The Nine O’Clock News, and no Pamela Stephenson, either.


…I guess I missed where Angela Merkel has reopened Dachau, Buchenwald, Ravensbrück and Bergen-Belsen.


…we already knew you bastards work like that, you rancid old Commie bitch, but thanks for reminding us.


…in the U.S., if Daddy’s 13-year-old daughter had started sleeping with a 34-year-old man, he’d have used the sickle on Loverboy.  But Islam.


…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.


…or maybe it was because of Mayor Hairdo’s lockdown, but we’ll never know.


…because they still believe Hanoi Jane’s “China Syndrome” movie was a documentary.  And that unicorn farts are a valid propulsion fuel.


…now that’s sticking it to The Man, yo.  The latest in our “Guess The Race (of the ‘citizens’) ” feature.  And even better:


…that’s right:  destroy one of the few ways supported by the local population to help “your people” get a better education and escape the poverty that makes you loot stores in your neighborhoods.


…remember, all the clapping and adulation is for the frontline workers in the NHS.  The system itself, however, is the same fucked-up death-dealer it has always been.

Finally, a few related items:


…meanwhile, Over Here: 


…which is a few points less than the Brits.  And yet:

and:


…can we start warming up the tar and plucking the chickens, yet?

News Roundup

Bad News

Not much to see today, unlike here.  Still:


…to which I say, fukkem.  But right on cue:


…of course, it was New York.


…and fuck you, too, asshole.  Wait till I do something like this:


…it ain’t gonna be pretty.


…which can easily be fixed by some activities which include MOABs and daisycutter bombs.


…also Scorpios, unicorn rodeo riders and men named Fred.  JHC, what a load of bullshit.


…but the only newsworthy part of this story is that he wasn’t Indian (dot-head variety), or Chinese.


…but I should remind everyone that Southside Chicago votes overwhelmingly Democrat, so they got what they voted for, good and hard.


…and while Britain breathes a sigh of relief, I can start making plans to go back Over There again.

And finally:


…and Governor Death Eater Cuomo’ s decision to house Chinkvirus patients in New York nursing homes was just as spectacularly wrong.